The Yale Literary Magazine (Vol. I, No. 2, March 1836) — John Shaqi
The Yale Literary Magazine (Vol. I, No. 2, March 1836)Various
General
The Yale Literary Magazine (Vol. I, No. 2, March 1836)
Various
College students' writings, American -- Connecticut -- New Haven -- Periodicals; Yale University -- Periodicals
It is deep night. I have trimmed my lamp, taken a _turn_ across the
room, and am again seated at my pleasing toil. The Anthology lies open
before me—a brown, German page, rough, but scholarlike. I have pondered
each word and phrase, till they all bear a distinct and tangible
significance. I have been striving to draw forth the beauty that lies
locked in the cold, dead arms of an unspoken language. It requires a
mightier magician, and a more prevailing charm. Lines, that are instinct
with holy feeling, I have turned and labored with fruitless minuteness.
I can transcribe the form—but the _life_—where is it? My spirit weepeth
over its own stupidity. Yet not utterly am I in fault. I am a modern,
and an American, and almost—but _not quite_—a Yankee. I have breathed a
dollar-and-cent atmosphere. There is no soul—no enthusiasm in the land.
Utility—cold, base utility is the all-in-all. Money is the shibboleth of
rank and influence.
O cives, cives, quærenda pecunia primum.
Every thing is reduced to a standard of rationality, as if it were not
the most irrational thing that ever sickened a liberal eye, to bind down
passion, and poetry, and the “life of life,” by the frigid rules of
mathematical exactness. It is my solemn belief, that within fifty years
a double-track rail-road will run through the very vale of Tempe, and a
steam-engine be propelled by the waters of Arethusa. Improvement! By the
little toe of the Great Mogul, may the wheels of such improvement “long
tarry in their coming!” Reader, I will not fret. My profit therefrom
would be about as much as thy pleasure. But thou knowest not the
feelings with which I uncork a bottle of pure Samian wine; and, in
transferring it into an American jug, behold its strength and fragrance
evaporate—the body swelling with dropsical inflation, while the spirit
is oozing away through each treacherous pore. Sed satis. “Quid me
querelis exanimas tuis?”
Behold! an enigmatic squib from Euclid, the geometer—him, whose labors I
was wont to burden with “the mountain of my curse.” He was, probably,
the first to solemnize a marriage so unnatural as that of Geometry and
Poetry—January and May.
An ass and mule were bearing wine one day:
Hard on the ass the vinous burden lay;
When thus the mule her fainting dam addressed—
“Why, like a maiden’s, pants thy groaning breast?
Should’st thou _give_ me one portion of thy share,
Then I should double of thy burden bear.
Should’st thou _take_ one, alike are our conditions.”
Solve me this problem, ye arithmeticians.
If the reader be at all skilled in threading the labyrinths of Algebra,
he may discover that the ass bore five, and the mule seven measures.
(Vide Day’s Alg. passim.)
Here we have a compliment to a beautiful girl, from Plato, even from the
veritable Ipse Dixit himself, whose frosty philosophy thawed before the
fire of love.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
Reviews
Reviews
No reviews yet
Be the first to share your thoughts on this work.
Join the Discussion
Join the discussion
Sign in to leave a comment or review.
Sign InorCreate an account