Those Smith Boys on the Diamond; or, Nip and Tuck for VictoryGaris, Howard Roger
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Those Smith Boys on the Diamond; or, Nip and Tuck for Victory
Garis, Howard Roger
Baseball stories
Bill was not very talkative, but Whistle-Breeches enjoyed the affair
immensely, and was greatly interested in what Professor Clatter called
his “patter.”
“We ought to get him to some of our class rackets,” said Donald. “He’d
be no end of a lark.”
“I guess he doesn’t stay in this part of the country long—nor, in fact
anywhere more than a couple of nights,” replied Pete, and, as he spoke
he looked beyond the gaudily decorated vehicle of the medicine vendor
and caught a glimpse of another wagon drawn alongside the road. It was
one with something like a three inch quick-firing gun projecting from
the covered top, and Pete whispered to his brothers:
“There’s Duodecimo Donaldby’s rig if I’ve got my eyesight left. I
wonder if he’s shooting rain-making bombs for a living now, or curing
sick horses?”
“We’ll soon know,” said Cap. “The professor is nearly through.”
The crowd having exhausted the entertaining features of the medicine
man’s little effort, and the sale of the remedies and soaps being about
at an end, Mr. Clatter announced that he was through for the evening.
The people began to disperse, and soon Cap, with his two brothers and
Whistle-Breeches were seated inside the snug little wagon, enjoying a
cup of tea and some cakes which the professor set before them.
“I’m glad you boys came,” he said, as he looked in the tiny teapot to
see how much of the beverage remained. “I want to have a talk with
you—but hold on, I was almost forgetting an old friend.”
He stepped to the window of his vehicle, poked out his head, and
gave a call which was at once answered. Presently some one was heard
approaching, and, as the door opened the head of the character known to
our friends as the “rain-maker,” was thrust inside.
“Welcome to the Smith boys!” he called.
“Enter!” invited Mr. Clatter.
“Yes, come in and talk over old times, Mr. Donaldby,” added Pete.
“Hush! Not that name!” exclaimed the weather prophet, with a warning
finger laid athwart his lips. “Not that name or by a shattered
cirrus-nimbus cloud you’ll have the authorities about my ears!”
“How about Mirthrandes Hendershot?” asked Cap.
“No—no! Not that! Not that! Spavin, ring bone and blind staggers are
things of the past. I dare not undertake to cure any more horses.”
“Just what _are_ you doing?” asked Pete, as the former weather prophet
entered and took a low stool.
“Ah, now we are coming to it,” was the answer with a smile. “In the
first place my name—how does Tithonus Somnus strike you?”
“An odd combination,” remarked Cap, recalling the one ancient god who
was turned into a grasshopper, and the other who symbolized sleep.
“Odd, and so much the better,” went on Mr. Somnus. “It typifies my
calling.”
“Which might be—?” asked Bill suggestively.
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