Three Lancashire Plays: The Game; The Northerners; ZackBrighouse, Harold
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Three Lancashire Plays: The Game; The Northerners; Zack
Brighouse, Harold
English drama -- 20th century; Lancashire (England) -- Drama; Political plays
Jack. I played for Birchester. The bets were made on Blackton before
they knew I was transferred.
Mrs. Metherell (_indignantly_). They're blaming _you_ for that?
Austin. Fair weather sportsmen!
Jack. There's no denying I won the match for Birchester.
Mrs. Metherell (_indignantly_). Whose fault was it you played for
Birchester? Yours? No. There stands the man you have to thank for that.
Austin (_taken aback_). Really, Mrs. Metherell, I was hardly
prepared----
Mrs. Metherell (_accusingly_). You've made my Jack unpopular. That's
what you've done. (_Looking at Jack proudly, while he expresses blank
astonishment._) There never was a favourite like Jack. Not a man in the
whole of Blackton but looked up to Jack, nor a woman but envied me my
son.
Jack. But, mother, I didn't know you cared. You've always----
Mrs. Metherell. You didn't know I cared! Because I haven't gone and
shouted with the others round the field, because I haven't dinned it in
your ears and did my level best to stop them spoiling you, do you think
I took no pride in knowing you're the idol of the town? I'll show you if
I care. Out of that door, Mr. Whitworth. Out of that door, I say. You've
brought trouble on this house.
Austin. Really, this is very embarrassing.
Mrs. Metherell. I'll embarrass you. You've made my Jack unpopular. What
do you want here? Your daughter? Take her and go.
Austin. What I wanted was a little private conversation with your son,
Mrs Metherell.
Mrs. Metiierell. You've finished with my son. You're not his master now.
Austin. No. But as a friend, I hoped----
Mrs. Metherell. And you're not his friend.
Austin. I can't make things clear if you won't let me, Mrs. Metherell.
Mrs. Metherell. They're clear enough.
Austin (_desperately_). Metherell, will you do me the favour of stepping
outside with me for three minutes' business conversation?
Mrs. Metherell (_scoffing_). Business!
Elsie. You have no business now with Jack that doesn't include me. If
Jack goes, I go.
Austin. This includes you.
Mrs. Metherell. Jack doesn't go. Jack stays where he is.
Austin (_trying to be dignified_). Do you know who I am?
Mrs. Metherell. You're the man who's flitting me to Birchester. Turning
me out of my house, me that's lived in Blackton all my life, to go to
a strange town and buy in strange shops where'll they rob me, and live
beside strangers instead of here where everybody knew me for the mother
of Jack Metherell.
Elsie. But from what Jack says, Mrs. Metherell, Black-ton won't be very
pleasant for you now.
Mrs. Metherell (_hotly_). Who's made it so?
Austin. Mrs. Metherell, can't we be friends? I've always been on
friendly terms in Club affairs with Jack, until to-day.
Mrs. Metherell. A lot can happen in a day.
Austin. Yes. To-day the club has died.
Elsie. Died!
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