Tough yarns, vol. 1 (of 2) : $b A series of naval tales and sketches to please all hands, from the swabs on the shoulders down to the swabs in the headBarker, M. H. (Matthew Henry)
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Tough yarns, vol. 1 (of 2) : $b A series of naval tales and sketches to please all hands, from the swabs on the shoulders down to the swabs in the head
Barker, M. H. (Matthew Henry)
Sea stories, English; Seafaring life -- Fiction
“It isn’t for men without larning or edecation such as me to say their
say positively,” answered the pensioner, “but--[giving his quid a
severe turn]--if I am to speak my mind, I think it was. Well, sir, the
captain went ashore to dine with a French gentleman, and when he came
aboard again he was rather too much by the head on account of the wine
he had hoisted in, and somehow or other it had got stowed away in his
fore-peak; so he yawed about like a Dutch schuyt on the Dogger-bank,
and almost his last words at turning-in were ‘D-- Mother Mount!’ Well,
we all went to our hammocks, and the mate left word for one of the
hands to turn out and ’tend her at tide-time, as it looked breezy away
to the sou-west. The vessel floated about two o’clock in the morning,
and soon afterwards we heard the most tremendous hallo-bulloo upon
deck, and the captain swearing in a mixture of high Dutch, low Dutch,
Jarman and French, with not a small sprinkling of English dammees.
Up the ladder we ran, and there he was with a handspike in his hand
thrashing about and stamping fore-and-aft, like a wild pig in a squall.
We got him appeased at last, and then he pointed to the mooring
ropes; and, sure enough, the head-fast was cast off and partly hauled
in-board, and the starn-fast had only a single turn, just ready for
letting go when she had winded; the foresail was partly up, and the
jib hooked all ready for hauling out. We made all fast and snug again,
but the skipper kept raving till daylight in his cabin about Mother
Mount and her imps.”
“But what about the imps, my old boy,” exclaimed I; “you’ve said
nothing yet about imps. Did they have tails too?”
“Indeed and by all accounts they had, sir,” replied the old man; “for
though the skipper was a long time silent about it, yet it came out at
last, and he solemnly attested it in his last moments on his death-bed
to a clergyman. He declared that whilst he was sleeping something
struck his temples so hard that it made the vessel shake again----.”
“Why, he was dreaming to be sure,” said I, “the thump was caused by the
vessel just beginning to lift, and the swell rolling in made her strike
against the piles. Pray, had the man who was ordered to ’tend her at
tide-time got up upon the look-out when the master went on deck?”
“I carn’t say as he was, sir,” answered the veteran, “though I rather
think not.”
“Well, go on, my old friend,” requested I, “let’s get to the imps.”
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