Historical fiction, American; New England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Short stories
The difficulty was solved by supposing that the narrator had made a
mistake of one day in the date of the occurrence; so that our friend
did not hesitate to introduce the story at every tavern and
country-store along the road, expending a whole bunch of Spanish
wrappers among at least twenty horrified audiences. He found himself
invariably the first bearer of the intelligence, and was so pestered
with questions that he could not avoid filling up the outline till it
became quite a respectable narrative. He met with one piece of
corroborative evidence. Mr. Higginbotham was a trader, and a former
clerk of his to whom Dominicus related the facts testified that the old
gentleman was accustomed to return home through the orchard about
nightfall with the money and valuable papers of the store in his
pocket. The clerk manifested but little grief at Mr. Higginbotham’s
catastrophe, hinting—what the pedler had discovered in his own dealings
with him—that he was a crusty old fellow as close as a vise. His
property would descend to a pretty niece who was now keeping school in
Kimballton.
What with telling the news for the public good and driving bargains for
his own, Dominicus was so much delayed on the road that he chose to put
up at a tavern about five miles short of Parker’s Falls. After supper,
lighting one of his prime cigars, he seated himself in the bar-room and
went through the story of the murder, which had grown so fast that it
took him half an hour to tell. There were as many as twenty people in
the room, nineteen of whom received it all for gospel. But the
twentieth was an elderly farmer who had arrived on horseback a short
time before and was now seated in a corner, smoking his pipe. When the
story was concluded, he rose up very deliberately, brought his chair
right in front of Dominicus and stared him full in the face, puffing
out the vilest tobacco-smoke the pedler had ever smelt.
“Will you make affidavit,” demanded he, in the tone of a
country-justice taking an examination, “that old Squire Higginbotham of
Kimballton was murdered in his orchard the night before last and found
hanging on his great pear tree yesterday morning?”
“I tell the story as I heard it, mister,” answered Dominicus, dropping
his half-burnt cigar. “I don’t say that I saw the thing done, so I
can’t take my oath that he was murdered exactly in that way.”
“But I can take mine,” said the farmer, “that if Squire Higginbotham
was murdered night before last I drank a glass of bitters with his
ghost this morning. Being a neighbor of mine, he called me into his
store as I was riding by, and treated me, and then asked me to do a
little business for him on the road. He didn’t seem to know any more
about his own murder than I did.”
“Why, then it can’t be a fact!” exclaimed Dominicus Pike.
“I guess he’d have mentioned, if it was,” said the old farmer; and he
removed his chair back to the corner, leaving Dominicus quite down in
the mouth.
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