[Illustration: Music fragment: "'My days are as the grass, Or as--'"]
he paused there, having his pipe well going.
"Yes," said I, gulping down some unworthy emotions of my own; "yes,
indeed."
"Come down to see ef ye wouldn't like t' go up t' the Point with us, t'
git a nail put in the hoss's shu-u?"
"Oh, yes, thank you! by all means," I replied.
"My woman heered--poo! poo!--
[Illustration: Music fragment: "'Or as the morn-ing flow'r,']
--she heered 't there was goin' to be a show up thar' to-night--some
play-actor folks. 'Ten Nights in a Ba-ar Room'"--the captain took the
pipe out of his mouth and yawned with affected unconcern. "I've heered
o' worse names for a show; but ye know what women-folks is when there
's any play-actin' around. They're jest like sheep next to a turnip
patch."
"Are they?"
"Oh, by clam! ye don't know nothin' 'bout female grass yit,
major--nothin'. Bars can't shet 'em out." I followed his sad gaze to
the west, and we sighed in unison.
"By the way, how 's your show stock gittin' along, major?"
"My show stock?"
"Why, sartin; we thinks all the more on ye, ef that c'd be, for havin'
some business. Ye see, the way my woman found it out, she runs over to
Lunette's every mail day and helps her sort the mail, 'nd she said all
the letters 't come directed to 'Mr. Paul Henry' had a mess o' wax run
onto the fold of every envelope with a pictur' stamped inter it o' a
couple o' the cur'osest-lookin' creeturs; said 'twas jest the head an'
necks of 'em an' they looked to be retchin' up ter eat out o' the same
soup plate; said 't must be your stock to the circus; for business
folks often has their business picturs put on outside their envelopes,
ye know, and jedgin' by the cur'osity of 'em, she thought they must be
doin' pretty well by ye."
"Oh, they are, captain," I sighed; "yes, they're doing pretty well by
me."
"Wal now, ef you've got a comf'tably good thing, major, be content with
it; 'tain't easy to git onto a new job nowadays. Ain't there some
pertick'lar spear o' grass ye'd like t' have set on the back seat with
ye?" he continued cheerfully. "She rides easier for havin'
consid'rable ballast, ye know."
"I don't know of any. Mrs. Lester is away at her daughter-in-law's."
"Hain't ye never thought--poo! poo! hohum!--wal, wal--
[Illustration: Music fragment: "'The blighting wind sweeps o'er, she--']
hain't ye never thought o' Miss Pray?"
"In what way, captain?"
"Wal, as a--poo! poo!--
[Illustration: Music fragment: "'She--']
as a pertick'lar spear, ye know?"
"No."
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