English fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, English
A forgotten glass of beer stood at his elbow; the locality was a small
respectable smoking-room of a small respectable hotel, and a taste for
forming chance acquaintances accounts for my sitting up late with him.
His great, flat, furrowed cheeks were shaven; a thick, square wisp of
white hairs hung from his chin; its waggling gave additional point to his
deep utterance; and his general contempt for mankind with its activities
and moralities was expressed in the rakish set of his big soft hat of
black felt with a large rim, which he kept always on his head.
His appearance was that of an old adventurer, retired after many unholy
experiences in the darkest parts of the earth; but I had every reason to
believe that he had never been outside England. From a casual remark
somebody dropped I gathered that in his early days he must have been
somehow connected with shipping—with ships in docks. Of individuality he
had plenty. And it was this which attracted my attention at first. But
he was not easy to classify, and before the end of the week I gave him up
with the vague definition, “an imposing old ruffian.”
One rainy afternoon, oppressed by infinite boredom, I went into the
smoking-room. He was sitting there in absolute immobility, which was
really fakir-like and impressive. I began to wonder what could be the
associations of that sort of man, his “milieu,” his private connections,
his views, his morality, his friends, and even his wife—when to my
surprise he opened a conversation in a deep, muttering voice.
I must say that since he had learned from somebody that I was a writer of
stories he had been acknowledging my existence by means of some vague
growls in the morning.
He was essentially a taciturn man. There was an effect of rudeness in
his fragmentary sentences. It was some time before I discovered that
what he would be at was the process by which stories—stories for
periodicals—were produced.
What could one say to a fellow like that? But I was bored to death; the
weather continued impossible; and I resolved to be amiable.
“And so you make these tales up on your own. How do they ever come into
your head?” he rumbled.
I explained that one generally got a hint for a tale.
“What sort of hint?”
“Well, for instance,” I said, “I got myself rowed out to the rocks the
other day. My boatman told me of the wreck on these rocks nearly twenty
years ago. That could be used as a hint for a mainly descriptive bit of
story with some such title as ‘In the Channel,’ for instance.”
It was then that he flew out at the boatmen and the summer visitors who
listen to their tales. Without moving a muscle of his face he emitted a
powerful “Rot,” from somewhere out of the depths of his chest, and went
on in his hoarse, fragmentary mumble. “Stare at the silly rocks—nod
their silly heads [the visitors, I presume]. What do they think a man
is—blown-out paper bag or what?—go off pop like that when he’s hit—Damn
silly yarn—Hint indeed! . . . A lie?”
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