Woodburn Grange: A story of English country life; vol. 2 of 3Howitt, William
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Woodburn Grange: A story of English country life; vol. 2 of 3
Howitt, William
Religious fiction
But was it the joy and pride of his heart that often sent him out
in an evening amongst his jolly companions, and sent him home late,
sometimes not very good-tempered? True it was that though Thorsby was
one of the best of husbands, tender, kind, anxious, solicitous that
his wife should have everything to make her happy, yet his ways of
making himself happy caused, by degrees, serious inroads into Letty’s
happiness. Often he not only came home late, but in a condition that
he called prime and gay as a lord, but which created very serious
fears in his wife’s mind. When he was in a less lordlike mood she
continued to intreat him to stay with her and read to her at her
needlework, or to go and see some of his more domestic friends. What
must become of her, she asked, if he contracted an unconquerable
habit of taking too much wine?
“Too much wine!” he would reply. “What are you talking about, my dear
child? Too much wine! Why, I tell you, we are all as sober as judges.
It is not wine, it is only a little hilarity that we like at the
club. When a man has been fagging all day in the counting-house, why,
dear me, one must have a little talk and laughter to brighten one up.
But never do you fear. I know what I am about. I am not going to make
an ass of myself.”
Letty thought that he used to find her society refreshing and
enlivening once. “And so I do now,” he would say; “but one cannot
always be tied to one’s wife’s apron-strings. But I know what it
is, Letty: it is these old fogies and Quakers that you have got
acquainted with; they make you think all mirth is a sin, and they go
about saying I am a wild young man. That’s it, Letty dear, that’s
it. Now I am not going to be a wild young man; in fact, I think I
am getting rather old and serious; but I’ll ‘wild-young-man’ those
frouzy Quakers—mark me, if I don’t.”
With these ideas rankling in his mind, Thorsby one day riding from
Woodburn where his wife was staying a few days, saw coming on the
road towards him Mr. Jasper Heritage, a tall man, on his tall horse,
and little squabby David Qualm on his stout and squably Welsh pony.
Thorsby well knew that all Welsh ponies are, more or less, skittish,
and that Taffy, Qualm’s pony, was excessively so. As the two Friends
drew near, therefore, Thorsby took off his hat as if in compliment
to them. The moment he lifted it from his head Mr. Heritage shouted,
“Keep on thy hat, Henry Thorsby! keep on thy hat!” But Thorsby not
only did not put it on again, but he gave it a great flourish as
if in extreme politeness; and, it was the work of a moment,—David
Qualm’s pony started sideways to the farther side of the road, and
left him lying on his back in the middle of it.
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