1851; Or, The adventures of Mr. and Mrs. Sandboys and family, who came up to London to enjoy themselves, and to see the Great Exhibition.Mayhew, Henry
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1851; Or, The adventures of Mr. and Mrs. Sandboys and family, who came up to London to enjoy themselves, and to see the Great Exhibition.
Mayhew, Henry
Great Exhibition (1851 : London, England) -- Fiction; London (England) -- Fiction
The fall shook Mr. Sandboys almost as much as when the pig had laid on
his back in the brook, and it was long before he could bring himself
even to propose to his wife to make another attempt to enter the
wretched wabbling, swingy substitute for the substantial security of a
four-post.
At length Mrs. Sandboys, who two or three times had just saved herself
from falling almost flat on her nose while dozing in the dilapidated
chair, began to be fairly tired out; and Cursty, who had sat on the top
of the beer-barrel till his legs were nearly cut through with the sharp
edge of the hoop, found that it was impossible to continue his slumbers
in so inconvenient a posture, so he took his fat and dozing little wife
in his arms, and standing once more on the trestle, fairly lifted her
into the hammock; after which, seizing the chain that hung from the iron
plate in the pavement above, he with one desperate bound swung himself
by her side into the hammock.
In a few minutes they were both fast locked in slumber; but Cursty’s
repose was destined to be of short duration; for soon Mrs. Sandboys,
shaking him violently, roused him from his rest.
“Up wi’thee!—up wi’thee! thar be summet beastes a-crawling ower my face,
Cursty. Ah, these Lon’on beds! We’ll be beath yeeten up, aleyve, if thee
staps here, Cursty!”
And so saying, she gave her lord and master so stout a thrust in his
back, that drove his weight to the edge of the hammock, and again
brought him rapidly to the floor.
Mrs. Sandboys in her fright soon followed her husband; and then nothing
would satisfy her but she must have the whole of the bedding and clothes
turned out on the ground, and minutely examined by the light of the
rushlight.
But Mr. Sandboys, already deprived of the half of his night’s rest, was
in no way fit for the performance desired by his wife; and, in order to
satisfy her qualms, he proposed that the mattrass alone should be
replaced in the hammock, and _then_ she need have no fear.
Mrs. Sandboys was herself in no humour to hold out against so apparently
rational a proposal; and, having consented to the compromise, there
began the same series of arduous and almost perilous struggles to
ensconce their two selves once more in the interior of the hammock.
After several heavy tumbles on both sides, and breaking the rusty iron
chain which served to hold down the circular trap in the pavement above,
the worthy couple did ultimately manage to succeed again in their
courageous undertaking; and then, fairly exhausted with their labours,
they closed their eyes just as the blue light of day was showing through
the cracks of the coal-cellar door.
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