Then, wringing his hands, the major left the room, stumped slowly
downstairs, and quitted the house.
Joseph Leveridge rose from his bed and dressed in great perturbation of
mind. Here was a condition of affairs on which he had not reckoned. He
was so distracted in mind that he forgot to brush his teeth.
When he reached his little sitting-room he found that the table was laid
for his breakfast, and that his landlady had just brought up the usual
rashers of bacon and two boiled eggs. She was sobbing.
"What is the matter, Mrs. Baker?" asked Joseph. "Has Lasinia"--that was
the name of the servant--"broken any more dishes?"
"Everything has happened," replied the woman; "you have taken away my
character."
"I--I never did such a thing."
"Oh, yes, sir, you have. All the time you've been writing, I've felt it
going out of me like perspiration, and now it is all in your book."
"My book!"
"Yes, sir, under the name of Mrs. Brooks. But law! sir, what is there in
a name? You might have taken the name of Baker and used that as you
likes. There be plenty of Bakers in England and the Colonies. But it's
my character, sir, you've taken away, and shoved it into your book."
Then the woman wiped her eyes with her apron.
"But really, Mrs. Baker, if there be a landlady in this novel of which
you complain----"
"There is, and it is me."
"But it is a mere work of fiction."
"It is not a work of fiction, it is a work of fact, and that a cruel
fact. What has a poor lorn widow like me got to boast of but her
character? I'm sure I've done well by you, and never boiled your eggs
hard--and to use me like this."
"Good gracious, dear Mrs. Baker!"
"Don't dear me, sir. If you had loved me, if you had been decently
grateful for all I have done for you, and mended your socks too, you'd
not have stolen my character from me, and put it into your book. Ah,
sir! you have dealt by me what I call regular shameful, and not like a
gentleman. You _have used me up_."
Joseph was silent, cowed. He turned the rashers about on the dish with
his fork in an abstracted manner. All desire to eat was gone from him.
Then the landlady went on: "And it's not me only as has to complain.
There are three gentlemen outside, sitting on the doorstep, awaiting of
you. And they say that there they will remain, till you go out to your
office. And they intend to have it out with you."
Joseph started from the chair he had taken, and went to the window, and
threw up the sash.
Leaning out, he saw three hats below. It was as Mrs. Baker had
intimated. Three gentlemen were seated on the doorstep. One was the
vicar, another his "boss" Mr. Stork, and the third was Mr. Wotherspoon.
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