A call : $b The tale of two passionsFord, Ford Madox
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A call : $b The tale of two passions
Ford, Ford Madox
English fiction -- 20th century
“It helps you to place him, sir,” Saunders answered. He brushed the hat
with his sleeve, and surveyed it inscrutably. “If a gentleman doesn’t
know that his hat’s ruffled, it means that he’s something on his mind.
I mean, sir, it means that he belongs to the professional or merchant
class, or below that. It’s only gentlemen of leisure who can think of
their hats at all times.”
Dudley Leicester laughed.
“What an odd fish you are, Saunders,” he said. “Get along, man, with
the hat at once. I’m going to Mrs. Langham’s with your mistress just
after lunch.”
He lounged towards his snuggery, smiling to himself at the thought that
Katya Lascarides had again refused Robert Grimshaw, though he and she,
and Ellida and the child had been staying a week or more at Brighton
together.
“A funny job--what?” he said. He had developed the habit of talking
to himself whilst Pauline had been away. He looked at himself in the
rather smoky mirror that was over the black marble mantel of a gloomy
room. “What the deuce is it all about? She loves him like nuts; he’s
like a bee after honey. Why don’t they marry?”
Looking at himself in the mirror, he pulled down one of his eyelids to
see if he were not a little anæmic, for he had heard the day before
that if a man were at all anæmic, the inner flesh of the eyelid was
pale. A careful survey showed him that his eyelid was very red, and his
eyes watering. He muttered: “Cobwebs! That’s what it is! Cobwebs in the
brain....” He dropped himself into a deep, dark saddle-bag chair. In
twenty minutes it would be time for him to take his exercise. “Umph!
cobwebs!” he said. “Yes, I’ve had some of my own, but _I’ve_
broken through them. Poor old Robert! He hasn’t, though.”
He suddenly realized that he was talking aloud, and then the
telephone-bell rang at his elbow. He gave a grunt, swore, and switched
off the connection, so that it would ring in the butler’s pantry. And
when he had got over the slight shock to his nerves, he sat for some
time in silence. Suddenly he exclaimed: “What rot it was!”
He was thinking of what he called his cobwebs. It had all been a
trifle, except that Etta was a devil. He would like to flay her hide
with a whip. But he realized that it was impossible that Pauline should
have heard of it. At least, it was unlikely. If she had been going to
hear of it, she would have heard by now.
He stretched his arms behind his head, and rested his crown upon his
hands.
“Never felt so fit in my life,” he said, “never.”
Saunders--if Saunders knew--he wouldn’t go and blab to Pauline. What
good would it do him? Besides, Saunders was a decent sort; besides,
too, the fellow who had recognized his voice, probably he was a decent
sort, too. After all, blackmailers were not in his line. He doubted if
he had ever spoken to a real bad hat in his life for long enough to
let him recognize his voice.... And perhaps the whole thing had been a
trick of his nerves. He had certainly been nervy enough at the time.
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