A call : $b The tale of two passionsFord, Ford Madox
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A call : $b The tale of two passions
Ford, Ford Madox
English fiction -- 20th century
“Well, you are like a man,” Robert Grimshaw said. “You look like a man,
and you talk like a man....”
She tapped her horse with her crop.
“Oh, I’m all right,” she said. “But I wish--I wish to hell I had been
one,” she called over her shoulder, whilst slowly she walked her horse
along by the railings, searching with her eyes for the venerable figure
and tousled grey hair emerging centaur-like from its bath-chair--the
figure of the noted Lady Collimore, who had mysterious gifts, who had
been known to make top-hats perform the feat of levitation, and whose
barrack-like house at Queen’s Gate had an air of being filled with
astrologers, palmists, and faith-healers.
And the first thing that, bowler-hatted and in her tight habit, Etta
Hudson said to Grimshaw in the taxi-cab was:
“Now tell me the truth. Is everything that I’m going to say likely to
be used as evidence against me?”
“Oh, come, come!” Robert Grimshaw said.
They were whirled past the tall houses and the flitting rails. They
jerked along at a terrific rate down through Kensington until, falling
into a stream of motor-propelled vehicles near the Albert Hall, their
speed was reduced to a reasonable jog-trot.
“Then you only want to know things,” Etta Stackpole said. “You see, one
never can tell in these days what who’s up to. There’s no reason why
you shouldn’t have fixed it up with Leicester’s wife. She can divorce
him and have you.”
“Oh, it’s nothing of that sort,” Grimshaw said.
She looked him up and down with her eyes, curious and scrutinizing.
“I should have thought,” she said, “that she would have preferred you
to Dudley. I’m only telling you this that you mayn’t think me mad,
suspecting the other thing, but I see you from my window going into
Dudley’s house, with your dog behind you. And I should have said that
that child preferred you to Dudley, or would jolly well find out her
mistake after she’d married him.”
“Oh, it’s nothing of that sort,” Grimshaw reiterated.
“I’ll take your word for it,” she answered. “So I expect it’s only
curiosity that brought you here. Why do you always want to know such
a jolly lot about people? It must give you a lot of trouble, and you
don’t make anything out of it.”
“My dear child,” Robert Grimshaw said, “why do you always...?” He
hesitated and she put in mockingly:
“Go in for cutting-out expeditions. That is what was on the tip of your
tongue, wasn’t it, Robert? I’ve heard you say that of me from half a
dozen sources. Well, I’ll tell you. I do what I do because I want to.
It’s a hobby.”
“And I do what I do because I want to,” Robert Grimshaw mocked her.
“It’s my hobby. We’re Eve and the serpent. You want the apple and I
want--I’ve got the knowledge.”
“You have, have you?” she said. And when Grimshaw answered in the
affirmative, she uttered a long and reflective, “Ah!” And then suddenly
she said, “But this isn’t in the contract. You ought to talk about
Dudley’s wife all the way down to Bushey. Tell me about her!”
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