England -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction; Murder -- Fiction; Mystery fiction
Once more I vehemently cursed him. It was half-past eight at night, with
nothing unusual doing at the office, and I had left Willett in charge so
that I might find Westbury. It was perfectly certain that after
Hodgson's leading article of that morning Westbury would not spend the
evening in the retirement of his home, but would be out for what young
Willett calls "gin-and-glory." As it happened, I had run him to earth
at my very first attempt, in the same Saloon Bar in which I had first
seen him.
You may know Hodgson's leading-article style. If we on the _Circus_
don't imitate it it is not that we deny that it "gets across." It is
allusive, rorty and familiar, and there is frequently common sense
behind it. If the Man in the Public-house likes his news served up in
that way you can't blame Hodgson for meeting his wishes. This is what he
had written, no doubt sending his Chelsea sales up by hundreds of
quires:--
"TOM, DICK AND ICARUS.
"Our correspondent Mr. Harry Westbury is some lad. You will find
his letter at the foot of the next column to this. Why, asks Harry,
in these days when you may consider yourself lucky to have a roof
over your head at all, should your head and that roof be brought
into sudden and violent contact? Not that Harry is a jumper; he
isn't going to challenge Joe Darby; but the ceiling and your
occiput can establish connection just the same if the former comes
down on the latter. What he really means is that aeroplanes,
subject to sudden syncopes of the engines, have no business over
Chelsea's pleasant roofs at all.
"H.W. does not claim that he personally suffered damage from the
crash we reported last Friday. But he is a respected House and
Estate Agent residing in the district and speaks feelingly. _C'est
son métier_, as our gallant and Gallic Allies say. He means, we
take it, that if civil aviation is to develop, corresponding
safeguards must be developed side by side with it. Here we are with
Harry all the way. Our Olympians may have burst a number of
brain-cells over the present Regulations, but they will have to
find a new wave-length. Tom, Dick and Harry we know, but we have
not yet been properly introduced to Tom, Dick and Icarus. No, sir,
not with building materials at their present price and the plumber
rolling up in his Rolls-Ford. The pilot who came down in Chelsea
last Thursday is said to have been employed by the Aiglon Company.
Nuff said. If the Aiglon or any other Company is out for public
support it knows what to do. In the meantime we hope Mr. Westbury
won't raise his house premiums. But that is another story.
"THE MAN IN THE PUBLIC-HOUSE."
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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