Cabinet system -- Great Britain -- Fiction; English fiction -- 20th century; Great Britain -- Politics and government -- Fiction
“Very well. You raise your capital for your railway. What that railway
may be imagined to do is set out in full before you and I won’t go into
it. But I will ask you especially to note the passage in which it is
described as giving a strategical supremacy to the Empire. You know
what the Empire is. You _may_ know, some o’ you, what strategy is.
Looks as if there were a fleecy general or two among you! But that’s
as may be--just note the phrase. It’s safety! That’s what it is! No
odds. No blighter to run any risk of having to fight any one anywhere!
Grand!”... “I _think_ also,” he mused, “something could be done with
the tourist side ... there are falls and mountains and things ... but
no matter: the point is the railway.”
He drank from a glass of water on the table, turned round angrily and
said: “Good lord what water! It’s bad enough to have to drink water
in public for a show, but it needn’t be tepid! If the place wasn’t
so public I’d spit it out again!” Then facing the audience again:
“However.... About that railway. First understand clearly, ladies
and gentlemen, _that railway is not going to be built_! There is no
intention of building it. There is no intention of surveying it.”
Two or three voices rose in protest at the back of the hall. Sir
Charles leaned forward and put out his hand appealingly:--
“One moment, one moment pray! Hear me out! I don’t mean that _no_ one
will build it. That’s not our funeral. I mean that _we_ won’t. The
‘Company’ may, whatever that means. But you and I--the people who have
got into this hole--_we_ won’t. It won’t be _our_ money. Seize that!
Get a hold of that! It’s the key to the whole business.”
Little gasps and one profound sigh, but no interruptions followed this
explanation, and Sir Charles with perfect coolness continued:
“What we want is five shillings a share--only five shillings a share.
Five shillings where most of you have already given a hundred and
sixty! Five shillings a share ... four million shares ... that’s a
million. And mind you, only a nominal million. We don’t want your two
half-crowns; bless you no. All we want in cash is a shilling. For the
rest, you’ll see in a moment. Well, there you are then, a shilling, a
miserable shilling. Now just see what that shilling will do!”
“In the first place it’ll give publicity and plenty of it. Breath
of public life, publicity! Breath o’ finance too! We’ll have that
railway marked in a dotted line on the maps: all the maps: school
maps: office maps. We’ll have leaders on it and speeches on it. And
good hearty attacks on it. And th-e-n....” He lowered his voice to a
very confidential wheedle,--“the price’ll begin to creep up--Oh ... o
... oh! the _real_ price, my beloved fellow-shareholders, the price
at which one can really _sell_, the price at which one can handle the
_stuff_.”
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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