Cabinet system -- Great Britain -- Fiction; English fiction -- 20th century; Great Britain -- Politics and government -- Fiction
The young Prime Minister, though suffering so considerably from the
left lung, was never at a loss where tact, and especially tact combined
with rapid action, was necessary. A horrified servant called him from
his room and described what was passing. He did not stop to ask why
or how the thing had happened. He came in rapidly through the door
behind the Speaker’s chair, and beckoned to Sir Charles Repton who was
at that moment occupied in drawing a large caricature of the Leader
of the Opposition, with his hands deep into the pocket of an amiable
farmer-like gentleman in top-boots and whiskers, who made a presentable
image of John Bull.
Charles Repton got up at once and went out to his Chief. “What d’you
think of this?” he said, showing his picture.
The young Prime Minister smiled as death would smile. “It’s very good,
it’s very good,” he said hurriedly. “Have it coloured ... colour it
yourself. Oh, do what you like with it.... Come with me. Come into my
room, do. No, I’ll tell you what, I want to speak to you. Let’s get out
into the air.”
He walked his subordinate away rapidly arm in arm across Parliament
Square towards St. James’s Park, talking about a thousand things and
never giving Repton time for a word. Then he said suddenly: “What I
really want to say to you, Repton, is ...” He abruptly broke off. “Is
Lady Repton at home?”
“Yes,” said Repton a little puzzled, “or she will be by this time. I
make her show me her plan for the afternoon at lunch, and she’s got to
suit me, or there’s a row.”
“Well now,” said the Prime Minister, “will you do me a great favour?”
He put his hand on Repton’s shoulder and looked candidly into his eyes.
“Certainly my dear fellow,” answered the Warden of the Court of Dowry
in the utmost good humour. “After all my position depends upon you, and
a good deal of my income depends upon my position. It isn’t likely I
should put your back up, even if I didn’t like you, which is far from
being the case, though I must say I don’t think you’re a man of very
exceptional talent. I think you owe most of your position to birth.”
“Yes, yes,” said the Prime Minister hurriedly, “I understand. Now what
I want you to do is this: jump into the first thing you see and _go
straight home_. You will see why when you get there. It’s absolutely
urgent. Will you?”
“Certainly,” said Repton more puzzled than ever. “All you politicians
are such liars that I make a point of believing the exact opposite
of what you say: but if you tell me it’s of any service to you, it
certainly does _me_ no harm.” And whistling gaily he walked off towards
a cab that was meandering across the Parade.
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