English drama -- Early modern and Elizabethan, 1500-1600
_Treadway_. Two woords and I have doone: the place considered,
The basenes of the person under whome
Shee lyves opprest, a slave of sordid lyfe,
Conditiond with the devill, temptinge still
Sometymes by fayre means, then againe by foul,
To prostitute her for his servyle gaynes;
And next the dissolute crewe with which shees hows'd
Ech night, ech deye perswedinge boathe with toonge
And lewde example; all these circonstances
Duly considered, I shoold dowbt at least,
If not presume, the woorst.
_Raphael_. Oh you have pleasd mee,
And in proposinge all these difficultyes
Given of her graces ample testimony.
Shee is that miracle, that only one
That cann doo these; wear't comon in the sexe
Twold not appeare to mee so admirable;
It is for these I love her.
_Treadway_. You are resolvd
And I'l not staye your purpose.
_Enter the Clowne with Mildewe and Sarleboys his
guest and frende_.
_Clowne_. I have brought this flesh-fly whome as soone as the butchers
wyves sawe comminge throwghe the shambles, they all of them stood with
theire flapps in theire hands like fanns. I, demandinge the reason itt
was answerd me againe itt was to keepe away his infectious breath least
it should fill theire meate with fly-blowes.
_Raphael_. Well, mett, good Mr. _Mildewe_.
_Mildewe_. My returne
Of your salutes I cast belowe your feete.
_Raphael_. Syr, I am yours to treade on. You will then
Stand to your former bargen?
_Mildewe_. I weare else
Not woorthy to bee stil'd what I am tearmd,
A trewe venereall broaker.
_Clowne_. That's in _Italian_
A damnable hee bawde.
_Mildewe_ Y'have such a bargen
Marcellis, nor all France, shall yeild the like.
Tis such a deynty peece of purity
Such a coy thinge that[53] hee unto whose lott
She shall hereafter fall may boast himself
To bee a happy husband. For our trade
Shees out at that: neather promises, rewards,
Example or Intreaty, fayre, fowle meanes,
Gaine present or the hope of future goodd,
Can force from her a presens; then much lesse
A frendly prostitution.
_Raphael_. Hearst thou this?
_Treadway_. Yes[54] and comende it in her, if that toonge,
Even from his fyrst of speakinge traind to lye,
Can now at lengthe speake truth.
_Clowne_. Ay theres the dowbt.
_Sarly_. This too yeares I have quested to his howse,
And knwe all this most certeine.
_Raphael_. Witnes too.
_Mildewe_. I doo protest she spoyles my family
And rather growne a hyndrance to my trade
Then benefitt; so that, if not to losse,
I wishe that I were clerly ridd of her,
For shee hathe gott a trick to[55] my whores;
And such as of themselves are impudent,
When shee but coms in presens she makes blushe,
As if ashamd of what they late had doon
Or are about to doo.
_Clowne_. Well sayde, ould sinner.
_Raphael_. See, heeres the sum, 3 hundred crownes.
_Mildewe_. O'th somme.
_Raphael_. All currant and full weight.
_Mildewe_. I'l fetch my doughter
That hath no lightnes in her, currant too
As any lasse i'th cittye.
_Raphael_. _Mildewe_, staye.
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