“And yet,” said I, “it is exactly to individuals of this stamp that the
world accords its prizes. The impresario that provides the opera could
not sing nor dance. The general who directs the campaign might be sorely
puzzled how to clean his musket or pipeclay his belt. The great minister
who imposes a tax might be totally unequal to the duty of applying its
provisions. Ask him to gauge a hogshead of spirits, for instance. _My_
position is like _theirs_. I tell you, once more, the world wants men of
wide conceptions and far-ranging ideas,--men who look to great results
and grand combinations.”
“But, to be practical, how do you mean to breakfast to-morrow morning?”
“At a moderate cost, but comfortably: tea, rolls, two eggs, and a
rumpsteak with fried potatoes.”
“What's your name?” said he, taking out his note-book. “I mustn't forget
you when I hear of you next.”
“For the present, I call myself Potts,--Mr. Potts, if you please.”
“Write it here yourself,” said he, handing me the pencil. And I wrote in
a bold, vigorous hand, “Algernon Sydney-Potts,” with the date.
“Preserve that autograph, Captain,” said I; “it is in no-spirit of
vanity I say it, but the day will come you 'll refuse a ten-pound note
for it.”
“Well, I'd take a trifle less just now,” said he, smiling.
He sat for some time gravely contemplating the writing, and at length,
in a sort of half soliloquy, said, “Bob would like him,--he would suit
Bob.” Then, lifting his head, he addressed me: “I have a brother in
command of one of the P. and O. steamers,--just the fellow for _you_. He
has got ideas pretty much like your own about success in life, and won't
be persuaded that he isn't the first seaman in the English navy; or
that he hasn't a plan to send Cherbourg and its breakwater sky-high, at
twenty-four hours' warning.”
“An enthusiast,--a visionary, I have no doubt,” said I, contemptuously.
“Well, I think you might be more merciful in your judgment of a man of
your own stamp,” retorted he, laughing. “At all events, it would be as
good as a play to see you together. If you should chance to be at Malta,
or Marseilles, when the _Clarence_ touches there, just ask for Captain
Rogers; tell him you know me, that will be enough.”
“Why not give me a line of introduction to him?” said I, with an easy
indifference. “These things serve to clear away the awkwardness of a
self-presentation.”
“I don't care if I do,” said he, taking a sheet of paper, and beginning
'Dear Bob,'--after which he paused and deliberated, muttering the words
'Dear Bob' three or four times over below his breath.
“'Dear Bob,'” said I aloud, in the tone of one dictating to an
amanuensis,--“'This brief note will be handed to you by a very valued
friend of mine, Algernon Sydney Potts, a man so completely after
your own heart that I feel a downright satisfaction in bringing you
together.'”
“Well, that ain't so bad,” said he, as he uttered the last words which
fell from his pen--“'in bringing you together.'”
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