Thus resolving, I sat down to inform them that on my return from a
stroll, I was met by a man bearing a telegram, informing me of the dying
condition of my father's only brother, my sole relative on earth;
that, yielding only to the impulse of my affection, and not thinking of
preparation, I started on board of a steamer for Waterford, and
thence for Milford, on my way to Brighton. I vaguely hinted at great
expectations, and so on, and then, approaching the difficult problem of
Father Dyke's letter, I said, “I enclose you the priest's letter, which
amused me much. With all his shrewdness, the worthy churchman never
suspected how completely my friend Keldrum and myself had humbugged him,
nor did he discover that our little dinner and the episode that followed
it were the subjects of a wager between ourselves. His marvellous
cunning was thus for once at fault, as I shall explain to you more fully
when we meet, and prove to you that, upon this occasion at least, he was
not deceiver, but dupe!” I begged to have a line from him to the “Crown
Hotel, Brighton,” and concluded.
With this act, I felt I had done with the past, and now addressed myself
to the future. I purchased a few cheap necessaries for the road, as few
and as cheap as was well possible. I said to myself, Fortune shall lift
you from the very dust of the high-road, Potts; not one advantageous
adjunct shall aid your elevation!
The train by which I was to leave did not start till noon, and to while
away time I took up a number of the “Times,” which the “Goat” appeared
to receive at third or fourth hand. My eye fell upon that memorable
second column, in which I read the following:--
“Left his home in Dublin on the 8th ult, and not since been heard of,
a young gentleman, aged about twenty-two years, five feet nine and a
quarter in height, slightly formed, and rather stooped in the shoulders;
features pale and melancholy; eyes grayish, inclining to hazel; hair
light brown, and worn long behind. He had on at his departure--”
I turned impatiently to the foot of the advertisement, and found that
to any one giving such information as might lead to his discovery was
promised a liberal reward, on application to Messrs. Potts and Co.,
compounding chemists and apothecaries, Mary's Abbey. I actually grew
sick with anger as I read this. To what end was it that I built up a
glorious edifice of imaginative architecture, if by one miserable
touch of coarse fact it would crumble into clay? To what purpose did I
intrigue with Fortune to grant me a special destiny, if I were thus to
be classed with runaway traders or strayed terriers? I believe in my
heart I could better have borne all the terrors of a charge of felony
than the lowering, debasing, humiliating condition of being advertised
for on a reward.
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