A Gentleman Vagabond and Some OthersSmith, Francis Hopkinson
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A Gentleman Vagabond and Some Others
Smith, Francis Hopkinson
Short stories; United States -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction
The wife knew this dog, and hung the bacon on a high nail out of his
reach, and covered with a big dish the pies cooling on the bench; and the
neighbors down the road knew him and chased him out of their dairy-cellars
when he nosed into the milk-pans and cheese-pots; and even the little
children found out what a coward he was, and sent him howling home to his
hole under the porch, where he grumbled and pouted all day like a spoiled
child that had been half whipped. Everybody knew him, and everybody
despised him for a low-down, thieving, lazy cur,--everybody except
Jonathan. Jonathan loved him,--loved his weepy, smeary eyes, and his
rough, black hair, and his fat round body, short stumpy legs, and shorter
stumpy tail,--especially the tail. Everything else that the dog lacked
could be traced back to the peccadillos of his ancestors,--Jonathan was
responsible for the tail.
"Ketched in a b'ar-trap I hed sot up back in thet green timber on Loon
Pond Maountin' six year ago last fall, when he wuz a pup," he would say,
holding the dog in his lap,--his favorite seat. "I swan, ef it warn't too
bad! Thinks I, when I sot it, I'll tell the leetle cuss whar it wuz;
then--I must hev forgot it. It warn't a week afore he wuz runnin' a rabbet
and run right into it. Wall, sir, them iron jaws took thet tail er his'n
off julluk a knife. He's allus been kinder sore ag'in me sence, and I
dunno but he's right, fur it wuz mighty keerless in me. Wall, sir, he come
yowlin' hum, and when he see me he did look saour,--no use talkin',--jest
ez ef he wuz a-sayin', 'Yer think you're paowerful cunnin' with yer
b'ar-traps, don't ye? Jest see what it's done to my tail. It's kinder
sp'ilt me for a dog.' All my fault, warn't it, George?" patting his head.
(Only Jonathan would call a dog George.)
Here the dog would look up out of one eye as he spoke,--he hadn't
forgotten the bear-trap, and never intended to let Jonathan forget it
either. Then Jonathan would admire ruefully the end of the stump, stroking
the dog all the while with his big, hairy, paddle-like hands, George
rooting his head under the flap of the party-colored waistcoat.
One night, I remember, we had waited supper,--the wife and I,--we were
obliged to wait, the trout being in Jonathan's creel,--when Jonathan
walked in, looking tired and worried.
"Hez George come home, Marthy?" he asked, resting his long bamboo rod
against the porch rail and handing the creel of trout to the wife. "No?
Wall, I'm beat ef thet ain't cur'us. Guess I got ter look him up." And he
disappeared hurriedly into the darkening forest, his anxious, whistling
call growing fainter and fainter as he was lost in its depths. Marthy was
not uneasy,--not about the dog; it was the supper that troubled her. She
knew Jonathan's ways, and she knew George. This was a favorite trick of
the dog's,--this of losing Jonathan.
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