'I do, honestly. What are you going to call it--if I may ask?'
'Call it?' He hesitated a second. '_A Question of Cubits_,' he said.
'You are simply wonderful at titles,' she observed. 'Thank you. Thank
you so much.'
'No one else knows,' he finished.
When he had seen her safely to Chenies Street, and was travelling to
Dawes Road in a cab, he felt perfectly happy. The story had come to him
almost by itself. It had been coming all the evening, even while he was
in the box, even while he was lost in admiration of Geraldine. It had
cost him nothing. He knew he could write it with perfect ease. And
Geraldine admired it! It was the most original story she had ever heard
in all her life! He himself thought it extremely original, too. He saw
now how foolish and premature had been his fears for the future. Of
course he had studied human nature. Of course he had been through the
mill, and practised style. Had he not won the prize for composition at
the age of twelve? And was there not the tangible evidence of his essays
for the Polytechnic, not to mention his continual work for Sir George?
He crept upstairs to his bedroom joyous, jaunty, exultant.
'Is that you, Henry?' It was Aunt Annie's inquiry.
'Yes,' he answered, safely within his room.
'How late you are! It's half-past twelve and more.'
'I got lost,' he explained to her.
But he could not explain to himself what instinct had forced him to
conceal from his adoring relatives the fact that he had bought a suit of
dress-clothes, put them on, and sallied forth in them to spend an
evening with a young lady.
Just as he was dropping off to sleep and beauteous visions, he sprang up
with a start, and, lighting a candle, descended to the dining-room.
There he stood on a chair, reached for the blue jar on the bookcase,
extracted the two eggs, and carried them upstairs. He opened his window
and threw the eggs into the middle of Dawes Road, but several houses
lower down; they fell with a soft _plup_, and scattered.
Thus ended the miraculous evening.
The next day he was prostrate with one of his very worst dyspeptic
visitations. The Knight pew at Munster Park Chapel was empty at both
services, and Henry learnt from loving lips that he must expect to be
ill if he persisted in working so hard. He meekly acknowledged the
justice of the rebuke.
On Monday morning at half-past eight, before he had appeared at
breakfast, there came a telegram, which Aunt Annie opened. It had been
despatched from Paris on the previous evening, and it ran:
'_Congratulations on the box trick. Worth half a dozen books with the
dear simple public A sincere admirer._' This telegram puzzled everybody,
including Henry; though perhaps it puzzled Henry a little less than the
ladies. When Aunt Annie suggested that it had been wrongly addressed, he
agreed that no other explanation was possible, and Sarah took it back to
the post-office.
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