England -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction; Household employees -- Fiction; Young men -- Fiction
“Yes, but not behind the scenes; and the Mum sometimes makes such
horrible blunders in etiquette, such as sending in a baronet’s wife
before a countess--and the countess looked pea-green! Altogether it’s a
fag. When Bertie marries I expect pater will make him over the place. I
wouldn’t mind reigning here myself--would you, Aurea?”
“What a silly question, Joey! I’m not cut out for reigning anywhere.”
“Only in people’s hearts, eh?” stroking her cheek with a finger. “Isn’t
that a pretty speech? Well, come along, I want to show you the pretty
things I collected abroad--my fans and lace and embroideries.”
But just at this moment a maid entered, and said--
“If you please, ma’am, I was to say that Miss Parrett’s car is at the
door, and she’s waiting for Miss Morven.”
The drive home was made by another road (in spite of Miss Parrett’s
querulous protestations, and it was evident that the sooner she could
abandon the motor the better she would be pleased). Susan, on the other
hand, was anxious to see more of the country, and make a detour round
by a little town, eight miles away.
“Why, it’s nothing,” she protested; “it’s not worth taking out the car
for a run over to Westmere--one might as well walk!”
“One would think it was _your_ car, to hear you talking, Susan;” and
Miss Parrett threw herself back in the corner, and closed her eyes,
only to open them again immediately, as they sped along the empty,
country roads between hedges already green.
“There’s Hopfield Hill!” she exclaimed, suddenly sitting bolt upright.
“I’m not going down that in a motor, so don’t suppose it, either of
you.”
“But it’s three-quarters of a mile long, and you have a blister on your
heel,” expostulated her sister. “Come, Bella, don’t be foolish.”
“_Don’t_ argue; if it was twenty miles I’d walk it. This thing gives me
palpitation as it is.”
In spite of Aurea’s and Miss Susan’s prayers, vows, and assurances,
Miss Parrett descended at the top of a long hill, insisted that her
companions should accompany her, and together the trio tramped down
in the mud, whilst the chauffeur sped along merrily, and awaited them
at the base. On their way home by a narrow byroad they nearly met
with a nasty accident. A cart, drawn by a young horse, was coming out
of a gate as the motor approached, and there was an exciting scene.
The boy who was driving lost his head, the horse reared and plunged,
Miss Parrett shrieked, and the motor--which was jammed into the
bank--shuddered all over; but, after a moment--a critical moment--all
was well--all but Miss Parrett, who collapsed into her corner, and
announced that she had spasms of the heart, and was dying!
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