A Select Collection of Old English Plays, Volume 11
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A Select Collection of Old English Plays, Volume 11
English drama
[NEVILL, SCUDMORE, BELLAFRONT, STRANGE, KATHERINE, _whisper in
one part_. PENDANT, SIR ABRAHAM, _and_ WAGTAIL _in another_.
Mistress Lucida, you did once love me; if you do still, no more words,
but give me your hand. Why are ye doubtful?
ABRA. Ne'er look upon me, Mistress Lucida; time was, time is, and time's
pass'd. I'll none of you now: I am otherwise provided.
PEN. Well spoken, brazen-head![66] now or never, Sir Abraham.
ABRA. Then first, as duty binds, I crave consent
Of my two parents dear: if ay, say so;
If not, I'll ha' her, whether you will or no.
SIR INN. How? how?
L. NIN. I hope you will not.
ABRA. Ma'am, I am resolved: you have a humour of your aqua-vitæ bottle,
why should not I have a humour in a wife?
SIR J. WOR. An old man were a fitter match for her: He would make much
of her.
ABRA. Much on her? I know not what ye call much making on her, I am
sure I have made two on her.
PEN. And that an old man cannot do, I hope.
NEV. O thou beyond Lawrence of Lancashire.[67]
SIR INN. Come, come, you shall not.
ABRA. Speak not in vain; I am too sure to change,
For hand and heart are sure: _Ecce signum_.
And this have I done, and never lay with her.
SIR J. WOR. Nay, then, 'tis too late;
'Tis sure: 'tis vain to cross the will of fate.
SIR INN. _and_ LADY. Well, well, God bless you.
[ABRAHAM _and_ WAGTAIL _kneel_.
ABRA. Thanks, reverend couple, and God bless withal
The little Ninny that herein doth sprawl.
Parson, you shall despatch us presently:
Lord, how soberly you stand!
PAR. Now truly I could ne'er stand drunk in my life.
STRANGE. Strange and most fortunate, we must have a new Tuck then.
C. FRED. Is it a match?
LUC. 'Tis done.
C. FRED. Then Bacchus squeeze grapes with a plenteous hand.
Parson, you'll take some pains with us to-night.
Come, brothers, come: fly, willow, to the woods,
And, like the sea, for healths let's drink whole floods.
STRANGE. I consecrate my deed unto the city,
And hope to live myself to see the day,
It shall be shown to people in a play.
SCUD. And may all true love have like happy end.
Women, forgive me; men, admire my friend.
SIR J. WOR. On, parson, on; and, boy, outvoice the music.[68]
Ne'er was so much (what cannot heavenly powers?)
Done and undone, and done in twelve short hours. [_Exeunt._
FOOTNOTES:
[59] [See _post_.]
[60] The difficulty of concealing love has been the origin of a
humorous proverb in Italian. In Pulci's "Morgante Maggiore," iv. 38,
Rinaldo thus taunts the most sentimental of the Paladins, Oliver, when
he becomes enamoured of Florisena--
"_Vero è pur che l'uom non possa,_
_Celar per certo l'amore e la tossa._"
[See Hazlitt's "Proverbs," 1869, p. 269.]
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