A Select Collection of Old English Plays, Volume 12Dodsley, Robert
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A Select Collection of Old English Plays, Volume 12
Dodsley, Robert
English drama
MRS FOS. No; he's in my house, approving to my face
The charitable office of his kind nephew
Who with his pilfering purloin'd from me,
Has set him at liberty; if this may be suffer'd,
I'll have no eyes to see.
O. FOS. Prythee, content thyself, I'll see
A present remedy. Sirrah, go call 'em in:
This worthy gentleman shall know the cause,
And censure for us both with equity.
BREW. Nay, good sir, let not me be so employ'd,
For I shall favour one for pity,
The other for your love's sake.
_Enter_ ROBERT _and_ STEPHEN FOSTER.
O. FOS. Now, sir,
Are all my words with you so light esteem'd,
That they can take no hold upon your duty?
ROB. Misconstrue not, I beseech you.
MRS FOS. Nay, he'll approve his good deeds, I warrant you.
O. FOS. And you, sir?
STEPH. Well, sir.
O. FOS. I had thought you had been in Ludgate, sir?
STEPH. Why, you see where I am, sir.
O. FOS. Why, where are you, sir?
STEPH. In debt, sir, in debt.
O. FOS. Indeed, that is a place you hardly can be
Removed from; but this is not a place fit
For one in debt. How came you out of prison, sirrah?[44]
STEPH. As I went into prison, sirrah--by the keepers.
O. FOS. [_To_ ROB.] This was your work, to let this bandog loose.
ROB. Sir, it was my duty to let my uncle loose.
O. FOS. Your duty did belong to me, and I
Did not command it.
ROB. You cannot make a separation, sir,
Betwixt the duty that belongs to me
And love unto my uncle: as well you may
Bid me [to] love my maker, and neglect
The creature which he hath bid me [to] love:[45]
If man to man join not a love on earth,
They love not heaven, nor him that dwells above it;
Such is my duty; a strong correlative
Unto my uncle--why, he's half yourself.
BREW. Believe me, sir, he has answer'd you well.
O. FOS. He has not, worthy sir;
But to make void that false construction.
Here I disclaim the title of a brother;
And by that disclaim hast thou lost thy child's part:
Be thou engag'd for any debts of his,
In prison rot with him; my goods shall not
Purchase such fruitless recompence.
STEPH. Then thou'rt a scurvy father and a filthy brother.
MRS FOS. Ay, ay, sir, your tongue cannot defame his reputation.
STEPH. But yours can; for all the city reports what an
abominable scold he has got to his wife.
O. FOS. If e'er I know thou keep'st him company,
I'll take my blessing from thee whilst I live,
And that which after me should bless thy 'state.
STEPH. And I'll proclaim thy baseness to the world;
Ballads I'll make, and make 'em tavern music,
To sing thy churlish cruelty.
O. FOS. Tut, tut, these are babbles.[46]
STEPH. Each festival day I'll come unto thy house,
And I will piss upon thy threshold.
O. FOS. You must be out of prison first, sir.
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