Adventure and adventurers -- Fiction; Short stories
“My friend in Paris is a collector, too. He collects neither porcelain,
nor bronzes, nor pictures, nor medals, nor stamps, nor anything that could
be profitably dispersed under an auctioneer’s hammer. He would reject,
with genuine surprise, the name of a collector. Nevertheless, that’s what
he is by temperament. He collects acquaintances. It is delicate work. He
brings to it the patience, the passion, the determination of a true
collector of curiosities. His collection does not contain any royal
personages. I don’t think he considers them sufficiently rare and
interesting; but, with that exception, he has met with and talked to
everyone worth knowing on any conceivable ground. He observes them,
listens to them, penetrates them, measures them, and puts the memory away
in the galleries of his mind. He has schemed, plotted, and travelled all
over Europe in order to add to his collection of distinguished personal
acquaintances.
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“As he is wealthy, well connected, and unprejudiced, his collection is
pretty complete, including objects (or should I say subjects?) whose value
is unappreciated by the vulgar, and often unknown to popular fame. Of
trevolte of modern times. The world knows him as a revolutionary writer
whose savage irony has laid bare the rottenness of the most respectable
institutions. He has scalped every venerated head, and has mangled at the
stake of his wit every received opinion and every recognized principle of
conduct and policy. Who does not remember his flaming red revolutionary
pamphlets? Their sudden swarmings used to overwhelm the powers of every
Continental police like a plague of crimson gadflies. But this extreme
writer has been also the active inspirer of secret societies, the
mysterious unknown Number One of desperate conspiracies suspected and
unsuspected, matured or baffled. And the world at large has never had an
inkling of that fact! This accounts for him going about amongst us to this
day, a veteran of many subterranean campaigns, standing aside now, safe
within his reputation of merely the greatest destructive publicist that
ever lived.”
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Thus wrote my friend, adding that Mr. X was an enlightened connoisseur of
bronzes and china, and asking me to show him my collection.
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X turned up in due course. My treasures are disposed in three large rooms
without carpets and curtains. There is no other furniture than the etagres
and the glass cases whose contents shall be worth a fortune to my heirs. I
allow no fires to be lighted, for fear of accidents, and a fire-proof door
separates them from the rest of the house.
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It was a bitter cold day. We kept on our overcoats and hats. Middle-sized
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