When Rosa, blushing and amazed at her own boldness, uttered these words,
she little foresaw their effect. She had touched a popular sore.
“You are quite right, madam,” said a respectable tradesman opposite her.
“What business have these dirty fellows, without a shilling in their
pockets, to go and force themselves on a lady against her will?”
“It has been complained of in the papers again and again,” said another.
“What! mayn't we live as well as you?” retorted a broker.
“Yes, but not to force yourself on a lady. Why, she'd give you in charge
of the police if you tried it on outside.”
Then there was a downright clamor of discussion and chaff.
Presently up rises very slowly a countryman so colossal, that it seemed
as if he would never have done getting up, and gives his experiences. He
informed the company, in a broad Yorkshire dialect, that he did a bit
in furniture, and at first starting these brokers buzzed about him like
flies, and pestered him. “Aah damned 'em pretty hard,” said he, “but
they didn't heed any. So then ah spoke 'em civil, and ah said, 'Well,
lads, I dinna come fra Yorkshire to sit like a dummy and let you buy
wi' my brass; the first that pesters me again ah'll just fell him on
t' plaace, like a caulf, and ah'm not very sure he'll get up again in a
hurry.' So they dropped me like a hot potato; never pestered me again.
But if they won't give over pestering you, mistress, ah'll come round
and just stand behind your chair, and bring nieve with me,” showing a
fist like a leg of mutton.
“No, no,” said the auctioneer, “that will not do. I will have no
disturbance here. Call the policeman.”
While the clerk went to the door for the bobby, a gentleman reminded
the auctioneer that the journals had repeatedly drawn attention to the
nuisance.
“Fault of the public, not mine, sir. Policeman, stand behind that lady's
chair, and if anybody annoys her put him quietly into the street.”
“This auction-room will be to let soon,” said a voice at the end of the
table.
“This auction-room,” said the auctioneer, master of the gay or grave at
a moment's notice, “is supported by the public and the trade; it is not
supported by paupers.”
A Jew upholsterer put in his word. “I do my own business; but I like to
let a poor man live.”
“Jonathan,” said the auctioneer to one of his servants, “after this sale
you may put up the shutters; we have gone and offended Mr. Jacobs. He
keeps a shop in Blind Alley, Whitechapel. Now then, lot 69.”
Rosa bid timidly for one or two lots, and bought them cheap.
The auctioneer kept looking her way, and she had only to nod.
The obnoxious broker got opposite her, and ran her up a little out of
spite; but as he had only got half a crown about him, and no means of
doubling it, he dared not go far.
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