Dr. Staines kissed her again, and then was for going to the first patient. “No,” said she; “not yet. I met a doctor's wife at Dr. Mayne's, and she told me things. You must always keep them waiting; or else they think nothing of you. Such a funny woman! 'Treat 'em like dogs, my dear,' she said. But I told her they wouldn't come to be treated like dogs or any other animal.” “You had better have kept that to yourself, I think.” “Oh! if you are going to be disagreeable, good-by. You can go to your patient, sir. Christie, dear, if he is very--very ill--and I'm sure I hope he is--oh, how wicked I am; may I have a new bonnet?” “If you really want one.” On the patient's card was “Mr. Pettigrew, 47 Manchester Square.” As soon as Staines entered the room, the first patient told him who and what he was, a retired civilian from India; but he had got a son there still, a very rising man; wanted to be a parson; but he would not stand that; bad profession; don't rise by merit; very hard to rise at all;--no, India was the place. “As for me, I made my fortune there in ten years. Obliged to leave it now--invalid this many years; no TONE. Tried two or three doctors in this neighborhood; heard there was a new one, had written a book on something. Thought I would try HIM.” To stop him, Staines requested to feel his pulse, and examine his tongue and eye. “You are suffering from indigestion,” said he. “I will write you a prescription; but if you want to get well, you must simplify your diet very much.” While he was writing the prescription, off went this patient's tongue, and ran through the topics of the day and into his family history again. Staines listened politely. He could afford it, having only this one. At last, the first patient, having delivered an octavo volume of nothing, rose to go; but it seems that speaking an “infinite deal of nothing” exhausts the body, though it does not affect the mind; for the first patient sank down in his chair again. “I have excited myself too much--feel rather faint.” Staines saw no signs of coming syncope; he rang the bell quietly, and ordered a decanter of sherry to be brought; the first patient filled himself a glass; then another; and went off, revived, to chatter elsewhere. But at the door he said, “I had always a running account with Dr. Mivar. I suppose you don't object to that system. Double fee the first visit, single afterwards.” Dr. Staines bowed a little stiffly; he would have preferred the money. However, he looked at the Blue Book, and found his visitor lived at 47 Manchester Square; so that removed his anxiety. The first patient called every other day, chattered nineteen to the dozen, was exhausted, drank two glasses of sherry, and drove away.