A Warning to the Curious, and Other Ghost StoriesJames, M. R. (Montague Rhodes)
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A Warning to the Curious, and Other Ghost Stories
James, M. R. (Montague Rhodes)
English fiction -- 20th century; Ghost stories, English; Short stories, English
“Just as well I didn’t waste time, then. I dropped the machine over
somehow and went into the road pretty near head-first; some branch or
something got my ankle at the last moment. Anyhow, there I was out of
the wood, and seldom more thankful or more generally sore. Then came
the job of mending my punctures. I had a good outfit and I’m not at all
bad at the business; but this was an absolutely hopeless case. It was
seven when I got out of the wood, and I spent fifty minutes over one
tyre. As fast as I found a hole and put on a patch, and blew it up, it
went flat again. So I made up my mind to walk. That hill isn’t three
miles away, is it?”
“Not more across country, but nearer six by road.”
“I thought it must be. I thought I couldn’t have taken well over the
hour over less than five miles, even leading a bike. Well, there’s my
story: where’s yours and Patten’s?”
“Mine? I’ve no story,” said the Squire. “But you weren’t very far out
when you thought you were in a graveyard. There must be a good few of
them up there, Patten, don’t you think? They left ’em there when they
fell to bits, I fancy.”
Patten nodded, too much interested to speak. “Don’t,” said Fanshawe.
“Now then, Patten,” said the Squire, “you’ve heard what sort of a time
Mr Fanshawe’s been having. What do you make of it? Anything to do with
Mr Baxter? Fill yourself a glass of port, and tell us.”
“Ah, that done me good, Master Henry,” said Patten, after absorbing
what was before him. “If you really wish to know what were in my
thoughts, my answer would be clear in the affirmative. Yes,” he went
on, warming to his work, “I should say as Mr Fanshawe’s experience of
to-day were very largely doo to the person you named. And I think,
Master Henry, as I have some title to speak, in view of me ’aving been
many years on speaking terms with him, and swore in to be jury on the
Coroner’s inquest near this time ten years ago, you being then, if you
carry your mind back, Master Henry, travelling abroad, and no one ’ere
to represent the family.”
“Inquest?” said Fanshawe. “An inquest on Mr Baxter, was there?”
“Yes, sir, on--on that very person. The facts as led up to that
occurrence was these. The deceased was, as you may have gathered, a
very peculiar individual in ’is ’abits--in my idear, at least, but all
must speak as they find. He lived very much to himself, without neither
chick nor child, as the saying is. And how he passed away his time was
what very few could orfer a guess at.”
“He lived unknown, and few could know when Baxter ceased to be,” said
the Squire to his pipe.
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