A Whim, and Its Consequences: Collection of British Authors Vol. CXIVJames, G. P. R. (George Payne Rainsford)
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A Whim, and Its Consequences: Collection of British Authors Vol. CXIV
James, G. P. R. (George Payne Rainsford)
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"Plague light upon that old fool!" cried the uncourteous doctor; "he's
always getting himself, or some one else, into a scrape. It is just
two years ago I had to cut four holes in his leg, where he had been
bit by a mad dog, because he was as mad as the dog himself, and
insisted that the beast was quite sane, contrary to the opinion of the
whole village. When doggy bit his best friend, however, he became
convinced he was mad--though, if biting one's friends were a sign of
madness, we should have to cage the whole world. I had my revenge,
however, for I cut away deep enough--deep enough, till the old fool
writhed. He wouldn't roar, as I wished; but never a bullet went into
his old carcase, (nor ever will,) that made a larger hole than either
of the four that I made.--And now he has had to do with a mad bull! I
will answer for it, he went up and patted its head, and called it a
curly-pated old coxcomb--Didn't he, boy?"
"No," replied little Tim, boldly, "he didn't. He knocked at farmer
Thorpe's big bull with his stick, when it ran after the ladies; and
the bull poked him down; for it did not get him on his horns, like it
did me."
"That's a good boy--that's a good boy," replied the old man; "always
tell the truth, whoever says the contrary. Now, master what's your
name, we'll have his jacket off; for, though there seems but little of
it, still it may be in the way. You look strong enough, and can help,
I dare say; though I don't know who the devil you are--but mind, you
must do exactly what I tell you, neither more nor less. If you do,
I'll break your head, and not mend it. Put your arms round the boy's
waist."
Chandos did as he was directed, after having taken the little fellow's
jacket off; and the worthy surgeon then proceeded to replace the
dislocated arm in the socket, an operation which required more
corporal strength than his spare frame seemed to promise. He effected
it skilfully and powerfully, however, giving the poor boy as little
pain as possible; but, nevertheless, making him cry out lustily.
"Ay, that's right; roar!" cried the doctor. "That's the very best
thing you can do. It eases the diaphragm, my lad, and keeps the lungs
in play. I never saw any good come of a silent patient, who lets you
cut him up without saying a word. They all die; but your roarer is
sure to get well. There--there, it's in! Now, give me that bandage, my
man; we must keep it down tight, for the muscles have had an awful
wrench. It's all over, my dear--it's quite done, and you shall have a
shilling for bellowing so handsomely. You're a good little man for not
kicking me in the stomach, as a great lubber once did, who should have
known better. How do you feel now?"
"Oh, quite comfortable since it went _snack_," answered the boy.
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