A Woodland Queen ('Reine des Bois') — CompleteTheuriet, André
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A Woodland Queen ('Reine des Bois') — Complete
Theuriet, André
Villages -- France -- Fiction
He wore a perfectly new hunting costume, cap and gaiters of leather, a
havana-colored waistcoat, and had a complete assortment of pockets of
all sizes for the cartridges. He pretended to be a great authority on
all matters relating to the chase, although he was, in fact, the worst
shot in the whole canton; and when he had the good luck to meet with
a newcomer, he launched forth on the recital of his imaginary prowess,
without any pity for the hearer. So that, having once got hold of
Julien, he kept by his side when they sat down to breakfast.
All these country huntsmen were blessed with healthy appetites. They
ate heartily, and drank in the same fashion, especially the collector
Boucheseiche, who justified his name by pouring out numerous bumpers of
white wine. During the first quarter of an hour nothing could be heard
but the noise of jaws masticating, glasses and forks clinking; but when
the savory pastries, the cold game and the hams had disappeared, and
had been replaced by goblets of hot Burgundy and boiling coffee, then
tongues became loosened. Julien, to his infinite disgust, was forced
again to be present at a conversation similar to the one at the time of
the raising of the seals, the coarseness of which had so astonished and
shocked him. After the anecdotes of the chase were exhausted, the guests
began to relate their experiences among the fair sex, losing nothing of
the point from the effect of the numerous empty bottles around. All
the scandalous cases in the courts of justice, all the coarse jokes
and adventures of the district, were related over again. Each tried
to surpass his neighbor. To hear these men of position boast of their
gallantries with all classes, one would have thought that the entire
canton underwent periodical changes and became one vast Saturnalia,
where rustic satyrs courted their favorite nymphs. But nothing came of
it, after all; once the feast was digested, and they had returned to the
conjugal abode, all these terrible gay Lotharios became once more
chaste and worthy fathers of families. Nevertheless, Julien, who was
unaccustomed to such bibulous festivals and such unbridled license of
language, took it all literally, and reproached himself more than ever
with having yielded to Claudet’s entreaties.
At last the table was deserted, and the marking of the limits of the
hunt began.
As they were following the course of the trenches, the notary stopped
suddenly at the foot of an ash-tree, and took the arm of the collector,
who was gently humming out of tune.
“Hush! Collector,” he whispered, “do you see that fellow up there, on
the fork of the tree? He seems to be jeering at us.”
At the same time he pointed out a squirrel, sitting perched upon a
branch, about halfway up the tree. The animal’s tail stood up behind
like a plume, his ears were upright, and he had his front paws in his
mouth, as if cracking a nut.
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