Abner Daniel: A NovelHarben, Will N. (Will Nathaniel)
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Abner Daniel: A Novel
Harben, Will N. (Will Nathaniel)
Georgia -- Fiction; Mountain life -- Fiction
Trabue looked at Miller, who stood leaning in the doorway, and laughed.
“Well, I reckon he might call it that. That chap owned the town two days
ago. He got blind, stavin' drunk, an' wanted to whip us from one end o'
the place to the other. The marshals are afraid of 'im, for they know
he 'll shoot at the drop of a hat, an' the butt of it was stickin' out o'
his hippocket in plain sight. Was you thar, Rayburn? Well, it was better
'n a circus. Day before yesterday thar was a sort o' street temperance
lecturer in front o' the Johnston House, speakin' on a dry-goods box.
He had a lot o' gaudy pictures illustratin' the appearance of a drinkin'
man' s stomach an' liver, compared to one in a healthy condition. He was
a sort of a snide faker, out fer what he could git dropped in a hat, an'
Pole was sober enough to git on to his game. Pole stood thar with the
rest, jest about able to stand, an' that was all. Finally, when the
feller got warmed up an' got to screechin', Pole begun to deny what he
was sayin'. As fast as he'd make a statement Pole would flatly deny it.
The feller on the box didn't know what a tough customer he had to handle
or he'd 'a' gone slow. As it was, he p'inted a finger o' scorn at Pole
an' helt 'im up fer a example. Pole wasn't sober by a long shot, but
you'd 'a' thought he was, fer he was as steady as a post. He kept
grinnin', as cool as a cucumber, an' sayin', 'Now you know yo' re
a-lyin', stranger--jest a-lyin' to get a few dimes drapped in yore hat.
You know nobody's stomach don't look like that durn chromo. You never
seed inside of a drinkin' man, an' yo' re the biggest liar that ever
walked the earth.' This made the crowd laugh at the little, dried-up
feller, an' he got as mad as Old Nick. He begun to tell Pole his liver
was swelled from too much whiskey, an' that he'd bet he was jest the
sort to beat his wife. Most of us thought that ud make Pole jump on 'im,
but he seemed to enjoy naggin' the feller too much to sp'ile it by
a fight. A nigger boy had been carryin' round a bell and a sign
advertisin' Webb's auction sale, an' stopped to see the fun. Pole
heerd the tinkle of the bell, an' tuck it an' begun to ring it in the
lecturer's face. The harder the feller spoke the harder Pole rung. It
was the damnedest racket ever heerd on a public square. Part of the
crowd--the good church folks--begun to say it was a disgrace to the town
to allow a stranger to be treated that away, sence thar was no law agin
public speakin' in the streets. They was in fer callin' a halt, but
all the rest--the drinkin' men, an' I frankly state I was one--secretly
hoped Pole would ring 'im down. When the pore devil finally won I felt
like yellin' hooray, fer I glory in the pluck even of a dare-devil, if
he's a North Georgian an' white. The lecturer had to stop without his
collection, an' went off to the council chamber swearin' agin the town
fer allowin' him to be treated that away. Thar wasn't anything fer the
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