London (England) -- Social life and customs -- 19th century
Have you seen Charles Matthews in “Used Up?” Sir Charles Coldstream
represents us all. We are everlastingly seeking a sensation, and never
finding it. Sir Charles’s valet’s description of him describes us
all:—“He’s always sighing for what he calls excitement—you see,
everything is old to him—he’s used up—nothing amuses him—he can’t feel.”
And so he looks in the crater of Vesuvius and finds nothing in it, and
the Bay of Naples he considers inferior to that of Dublin—the Campagna to
him is a swamp—Greece a morass—Athens a bad Edinburgh—Egypt a desert—the
pyramids humbugs. The same confession is on every one’s lips. The boy
of sixteen, with a beardless chin, has a melancholy _blasé_ air; the girl
gets wise, mourns over the vanity of life, and laughs at love as a
romance; a heart—unless it be a bullock’s, and well cooked,—is tacitly
understood to be a mistake; and conscience a thing that no one can afford
to keep. Our young men are bald at twenty-five, and woman is exhausted
still sooner. I am told Quakers are sometimes moved by the spirit. I am
told mad Ranters sing, and preach, and roar as if they were in earnest.
I hear that there is even enthusiasm amongst the Mormons; but that
matters little. We are very few of us connected with such _outre_ sects,
and the exceptions but prove the rule.
But a truce to generalities. Let us give modern instances. Look at
Jenkins, the genteel stockbroker. In autumn he may be seen getting into
his brougham, which already contains his better-half and the
olive-branches that have blessed their mutual loves. This brougham will
deposit the Jenkinses, and boxes of luggage innumerable, at the Brighton
Railway Terminus, whence it is their intention to start for that crowded
and once fashionable watering-place. Jenkins has been dying all the
summer of the heat. Why, like the blessed ass as he is, did he stop in
town, when for a few shillings he might have been braced and cooled by
sea breezes, but because of that monotony which forbids a man consulting
nature and common sense. Jenkins only goes out of town when the
fashionable world goes; he would not for the life of him leave till the
season was over.
Again, does ever the country look lovelier than when the snows of winter
reluctantly make way for the first flowers of spring? Is ever the air
more balmy or purer than when the young breath of summer, like a tender
maiden, kisses timidly the cheek, and winds its way, like a blessing from
above, to the weary heart? Does ever the sky look bluer, or the sun more
glorious, or the earth more green, or is ever the melody of birds more
musical, than then? and yet at that time the _beau monde_ must resort to
town, and London drawing-rooms must emit a polluted air, and late hours
must enfeeble, and bright eyes must become dull, and cheeks that might
have vied in loveliness with the rose, sallow and pale.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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