Now he stopped calling Sackville and began to call “Anglesy.” But Anglesy didn't come. He said, “This is the second time that that equerry has been absent without leave. To-morrow I'll discharge him.” Now he began to whoop for “Thomas,” but Thomas didn't answer. Then for “Theodore,” but no Theodore replied. “Well, I give it up,” said Rogers. “The servants never expect me at this hour, and so they're all off on a lark. Might get along without the equerry and the page, but can't have any wine or cigars without the butler, and can't dress without my valet.” I offered to help him dress, but he would not hear of it; and besides, he said he would not feel comfortable unless dressed by a practised hand. However, he finally concluded that he was such old friends with the Earl that it would not make any difference how he was dressed. So we took a cab, he gave the driver some directions, and we started. By and by we stopped before a large house and got out. I never had seen this man with a collar on. He now stepped under a lamp and got a venerable paper collar out of his coat pocket, along with a hoary cravat, and put them on. He ascended the stoop, and entered. Presently he reappeared, descended rapidly, and said: “Come--quick!” We hurried away, and turned the corner. “Now we're safe,” he said, and took off his collar and cravat and returned them to his pocket. “Made a mighty narrow escape,” said he. “How?” said I. “B' George, the Countess was there!” “Well, what of that?--don't she know you?” “Know me? Absolutely worships me. I just did happen to catch a glimpse of her before she saw me--and out I shot. Haven't seen her for two months--to rush in on her without any warning might have been fatal. She could not have stood it. I didn't know she was in town--thought she was at the castle. Let me lean on you--just a moment--there; now I am better--thank you; thank you ever so much. Lord bless me, what an escape!” So I never got to call on the Earl, after all. But I marked the house for future reference. It proved to be an ordinary family hotel, with about a thousand plebeians roosting in it. In most things Rogers was by no means a fool. In some things it was plain enough that he was a fool, but he certainly did not know it. He was in the “deadest” earnest in these matters. He died at sea, last summer, as the “Earl of Ramsgate.”