An Open-Eyed Conspiracy; An Idyl of SaratogaHowells, William Dean
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An Open-Eyed Conspiracy; An Idyl of Saratoga
Howells, William Dean
New York (State) -- Fiction; Saratoga (N.Y.) -- Fiction; Saratoga Springs (N.Y.) -- Fiction
people stood arm in arm before me, and Miss Gage said that she was tired
to death now, and they were going.
But it appeared that they were only going as far as the parlours for the
present; for when they re-entered the hotel, they turned into them, and
sat down there quite as if that had been the understanding. When I
arrived with the wraps, I was reminded of something, and I said, “Have
you two been dancing together the whole evening?”
They looked at each other as if for the first time they now realised the
fact, and Kendricks said, “Why, of course we have! We didn’t know
anybody.”
“Very well, then,” I said; “you have got me into a scrape.”
“Oh, poor Mr. March!” cried the girl. “How have we done it?”
“Why, Mrs. March said that Mr. Kendricks would be sure to know numbers of
people, and I must get you other partners, for it wouldn’t do for you to
dance the whole evening together.”
She threw herself back in the chair she had taken, and laughed as if this
were the best joke in the world.
He said hardily, “You see it _has_ done.”
“And if it wouldn’t do,” she gasped, “why didn’t you bring me the other
partners?”
“Because I didn’t know any,” I said; and this seemed to amuse them both
so much that I was afraid they would never get their breath.
She looked by and by at her dancing-card, and as soon as she could wipe
the tears from her eyes she said, “No; there is no other name there”; and
this seemed even a better joke than the other from the way they joined in
laughing at it.
“Well, now,” I said, when they were quiet again, “this won’t do, my young
friends. It’s all very well for you, and you seem to like it; but I am
responsible for your having passed a proper evening under my chaperonage,
and something has got to be done to prove it.” They saw the
reasonableness of this, and they immediately became sober. “Kendricks,”
I asked, “can’t you think of something?”
No, he said, he couldn’t; and then he began to laugh again.
I applied to her in the same terms; but she only answered, “Oh, don’t ask
_me_,” and she went off laughing too.
“Very well, then,” I said; “I shall have to do something desperate, and I
shall expect you both to bear me out in it, and I don’t want any
miserable subterfuges when it comes to the point with Mrs. March. Will
you let me have your dancing-card Miss Gage?” She detached it, and
handed it to me. “It’s very fortunate that Mr. Kendricks wrote his name
for the first dance only, and didn’t go on and fill it up.”
“Why, we didn’t think it was worth while!” she innocently explained.
“And that’s what makes it so perfectly providential, as Mrs. March says.
Now then,” I went on, as I wrote in the name of a rising young
politician, who happened just then to have been announced as arriving in
Saratoga to join some other leaders in arranging the slate of his party
for the convention to meet a month later, “we will begin with a good
American.”
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