In the year 1822, on a fine morning in the month of February, I was
traversing the boulevards of Paris, from the quiet circles of the
Marais to the fashionable quarters of the Chaussee-d’Antin, and I
observed for the first time, not without a certain philosophic joy, the
diversity of physiognomy and the varieties of costume which, from the
Rue du Pas-de-la-Mule even to the Madeleine, made each portion of the
boulevard a world of itself, and this whole zone of Paris, a grand
panorama of manners. Having at that time no idea of what the world was,
and little thinking that one day I should have the audacity to set
myself up as a legislator on marriage, I was going to take lunch at the
house of a college friend, who was perhaps too early in life afflicted
with a wife and two children. My former professor of mathematics lived
at a short distance from the house of my college friend, and I promised
myself the pleasure of a visit to this worthy mathematician before
indulging my appetite for the dainties of friendship. I accordingly
made my way to the heart of a study, where everything was covered with
a dust which bore witness to the lofty abstraction of the scholar. But
a surprise was in store for me there. I perceived a pretty woman seated
on the arm of an easy chair, as if mounted on an English horse; her
face took on the look of conventional surprise worn by mistresses of
the house towards those they do not know, but she did not disguise the
expression of annoyance which, at my appearance, clouded her
countenance with the thought that I was aware how ill-timed was my
presence. My master, doubtless absorbed in an equation, had not yet
raised his head; I therefore waved my right hand towards the young
lady, like a fish moving his fin, and on tiptoe I retired with a
mysterious smile which might be translated “I will not be the one to
prevent him committing an act of infidelity to Urania.” She nodded her
head with one of those sudden gestures whose graceful vivacity is not
to be translated into words.
“My good friend, don’t go away,” cried the geometrician. “This is my
wife!”
I bowed for the second time!—Oh, Coulon! Why wert thou not present to
applaud the only one of thy pupils who understood from that moment the
expression, “anacreontic,” as applied to a bow?—The effect must have
been very overwhelming; for Madame the Professoress, as the Germans
say, rose hurriedly as if to go, making me a slight bow which seemed to
say: “Adorable!——” Her husband stopped her, saying:
“Don’t go, my child, this is one of my pupils.”
The young woman bent her head towards the scholar as a bird perched on
a bough stretches its neck to pick up a seed.
“It is not possible,” said the husband, heaving a sigh, “and I am going
to prove it to you by A plus B.”
“Let us drop that, sir, I beg you,” she answered, pointing with a wink
to me.
If it had been a problem in algebra, my master would have understood
this look, but it was Chinese to him, and so he went on.
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