Anecdotes of the great war, gathered from European sources
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Anecdotes of the great war, gathered from European sources
World War, 1914-1918 -- Humor, caricatures, etc.
In the course of his last interview with the Russian military
authorities before the war, Prince Hohenlohe, the Austrian military
attaché, expressed surprise that the Russians should be requisitioning
so many automobiles, the extensive use of which since then may help to
explain the rapid alternations of fortune of engagements that have so
often proved confusing.
“Your roads are too bad,” the Austrian remarked. “Of what use are
automobiles?”
“Ah!” replied the Russian, “but you must remember that your Austrian
roads are very good!”
FREAKS OF BULLETS
Wonderful Escapes From Death
A sapper in the Royal Engineers tells the story of an extraordinary
escape which one of his comrades experienced. A bullet took his cap off
and cut a groove through his hair, without injuring the scalp, in such
a manner that it looked as though he had carefully parted his hair down
the center.
This is but another illustration of the tricks that bullets play at
times. It is doubtful, however, if any soldier in the present campaign
has had such marvelous escapes as Lieutenant A. C. Johnston, the Hants
County cricketer, who relates how, shortly before he was slightly
wounded, a shell hit the wall six inches above his head, while shortly
afterwards a bullet hit the ground half a yard in front of him, bounded
up, and hit him on the body, bruising his ribs. Then a bullet hit him
over the heart, but was spent before reaching him, and when in the
hospital he picked it out of his left-hand breast-pocket and sent it
home to his wife.
A charmed life, too, seems to be borne by a private of the Manchester
Regiment, who relates how, while smoking a cigarette in the trenches,
a bullet took the “fag” out of his mouth, while another cut the crown
off his hat, leaving the peak still sticking on his head. And it is
characteristic of the humor of “Tommy,” even when the fire is hottest,
that when a bullet took off the top of a tin of bully beef which
another private had in his hand, he looked at it, coolly turned round,
made a bow in the direction of the enemy, and thanked them for saving
him the trouble of finding a can-opener.
A curious escape from what might have been a mortal wound was that of
a Royal Scots Fusilier. During a severe fight he suddenly felt the
shock of a bullet. “I am hit,” he said to his chum. Looking down,
however, he saw that the bullet had struck a clip of cartridges in his
top left-hand pouch, but had done no other damage. The first cartridge
must have been a little loose, and as it twisted round when it was
struck, the bullet was turned off instead of going straight through the
soldier’s body, as it would have done had all the cartridges been firm.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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