"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In EnglandSurtees, Robert Smith
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"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In England
Surtees, Robert Smith
England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Fox hunting -- Fiction
What a commotion followed his departure! How the screeches of the
men mingled with the screams of the hounds and the twangs of the
horn! In an instant his lordship vacates his opera-stall and is
flying over the ragged boundary fence that separates him from the
beans; while Mr. Boggledike capers and prances at a much smaller
place, looking as if he would fain turn away were it not for the
observation of the men. Now Dicky is over! Swan and Speed take it
in their stride, just as the last hound leaves the gorse and
strains to regain his distant companions. A large grass field,
followed by a rough bare fallow, takes the remaining strength out
of poor pug; and, turning short to the left, he seeks the
friendless shelter of a patch of wretched oats. The hounds
overrun the scent, but, spreading like a rocket, they quickly
recover it; and in an instant, fox, hounds, horses, men, are
among the standing corn,—one ring in final destruction of the
beggarly crop, and poor pug is in the hands of his pursuers. Then
came the grand _finale_, the _who hoop!_ the baying, the blowing,
the beheading, &c. Now Harry Swan, whose province it is to
magnify sport and make imaginary runs to ground, exercises his
calling, by declaring it was five-and-thirty minutes (twenty
perhaps), and the finest young fox he ever had hold of. Now his
lordship and Dicky take out their _tootlers_ and blow a shrill
reverberating blast; while Swan stands straddling and yelling,
with the mangled remains high above his head, ready to throw it
into the sea of mouths that are baying around to receive it.
After a sufficiency of noise, up goes the carcase; the wave of
hounds breaks against it as it falls, while a half-ravenous,
half-indignant, growling worry succeeds the late clamourous
outcry.
“Tear ‘im and eat ‘im!” cries Dicky.
“Tear ‘im and eat ‘im!” shouts his lordship.
“Tear ‘im and eat ‘im!” shrieks Speed.
“_Hie worry! worry! worry!_” shouts Swan, trying to tantalize the
young hounds with a haunch, which, however, they do not seem much
to care about.
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The old hounds, too, seem as if they had lost their hunger with
their anger; and Marmion lets Warrior run off with his leg with
only a snap and an indignant rise of his bristles.
Altogether the froth and effervescence of the thing has
evaporated; so his lordship and Dicky turning their horses’
heads, the watchful hounds give a bay of obedient delight as they
frolic under their noses; and Swan having reclaimed his horse
from Speed, the onward procession is formed to give Brambleton
Wood a rattle by way of closing the performance of the day.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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