Asmodeus; or, The Devil on Two SticksLe Sage, Alain René
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Asmodeus; or, The Devil on Two Sticks
Le Sage, Alain René
Devil -- Fiction; French fiction -- Translations into English; Good and evil -- Fiction; Madrid (Spain) -- Fiction
"However impatient might be our captain to lay his hands upon the
money, he was obliged to comport himself with the rule of the pious
Sanguisuela: he therefore armed himself with patience, and even, as
though he feared that the ducats would escape him, followed the usurer
to church. Mass performed, he was preparing to leave; when Sanguisuela
inclined his head towards him, and whispered in his ear: 'Stay! one of
the most talented men in Madrid preaches here this morning, and I would
not lose his sermon for the world.'
"The Captain, to whom the mass had appeared over-long, was in despair
at this further call on his endurance: however, needs must--and he
remained where he had been driven. The preacher mounted the pulpit,
and happened to discourse against usury. The officer was delighted;
and observing Sanguisuela's countenance, he said within himself: 'If
this Jew is capable of being touched, now,--if he will but give me six
hundred ducats, I shall really think he is not too bad, after all.'
The sermon ended, they left the church together, when the Captain,
addressing his companion, said: 'Well, what think you of the preacher?
Did you not find his sermon extremely forcible? For myself, I was quite
affected by it.' 'I am quite of your opinion,' replied the usurer; 'he
treated his subject admirably. He is a learned man, and deeply skilled
in his profession; and now, let us go, and show that we understand ours
as well.'"
"Hollo!" cried Don Cleophas, "who are those two women in bed together,
and laughing so loudly? Egad! they seem merry enough." "They are
sisters," replied the Devil, "who this morning buried their father.
He was an old curmudgeon, who had so great a distaste for matrimony,
or rather to portioning his daughters, that he would never listen to
a word about their marrying, however advantageous might be the offers
made to them. They are at this moment discussing the virtues of the
dear deceased. 'He is dead at last,' exclaimed the elder; 'he is
dead,--the unnatural father, who so cruelly delighted still to keep us
maids: he will, however, no longer oppose our innocent desires.' 'Well,
sister,' said the younger, 'for myself, I love the substantial; I
shall look out for a good rich husband,--stupid, if you please; and the
fat Don Blanco is just the man for my money.' 'Softly, sister,' replied
the elder; 'we shall have for husbands those to whom we are destined;
for marriages, they say, are written in heaven.' 'So much the worse
for us,' replied the younger; 'for if dear papa has the luck to be
there, he will assuredly tear out our leaf.' The eldest could not help
laughing at this sally, and it is that which still amuses them both.
[Illustration: the two sisters in bed]
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