Asmodeus; or, The Devil on Two SticksLe Sage, Alain René
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Asmodeus; or, The Devil on Two Sticks
Le Sage, Alain René
Devil -- Fiction; French fiction -- Translations into English; Good and evil -- Fiction; Madrid (Spain) -- Fiction
"And now," continued Asmodeus, "cast your eyes upon the large house by
the side of that in which the cavalier is writing to his friends the
story of his rupture with the mistress of Ambrose. Do you not remark
a young lady sleeping in a bed of crimson satin, embroidered with
gold?" "Wait!--oh, yes!--I see a lady sleeping; and I fancy I see a
book, open, on her pillow." "Precisely so," answered the Demon. "That
lady is a talented young countess, full of life and spirit: she has
recently suffered extremely from sleepless nights, and having sent for
a physician, one of the most dignified of his class, he has prescribed
for her a remedy, derived, he says, from Hippocrates himself. The lady,
nevertheless, ridiculed his prescription; at which the physician, a
crabbed sort of animal, who does not understand joking, said to her,
with a proper professional gravity: 'Madam, Hippocrates is not a man to
be laughed at.' 'Certainly not, signor doctor,' replied the Countess,
with the most serious air imaginable; 'far from laughing at so
celebrated and learned an author, I think so highly of him, that I feel
assured the mere opening of his work will cure me of my sleeplessness.
I have in my library a new translation from the pen of Azero; it is,
I believe, the best: here! find it for me,' added she, turning to her
attendant. You behold the magic power of Hippocrates! She had not read
three pages before she sank into profound repose.
"In the Countess's stables there is a poor, one-armed soldier, whom
the grooms, out of charity, permit, by night, to sleep upon the
straw. During the day he begs about the city; and a few hours ago, he
had an amusing conversation with another mendicant, who lives near
Buen-Retiro, on the road to the palace. The latter has an excellent
business, which he manages so well, that his daughter, who is of a
marriageable age, passes among the beggars for a rich heiress. This
morning, the soldier accosting the father, said to him: 'Signor
Mendigo, I have lost my right arm; I can no longer serve the king; and,
like yourself, I am obliged to gain a livelihood by doing the civil to
the passers-by. I know well that of all trades there is not one which
does more for those who follow it; and that all that is wanting to it
is, that it should be a little more highly esteemed.' 'If it were a bit
more honourable,' replied the old man, 'it would not be worth following
at all, as we should have too much competition;--all the world would
beg if it were not for shame.'
[Illustration: the two beggars in conversation]
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