“I’ve been studying you on the car,” explained Average Jones. “You’re
hard as nails; yet your nerves are on edge. It isn’t illness, so it
must be trouble. On your watch-chain you’ve got a solitaire diamond
ring. Not for ornament; you aren’t that sort of a dresser. It’s there
for, convenience until you can find a place to put it. When a deeply
troubled man wears an engagement ring on his watch chain it’s a fair
inference that there’s been an obstruction in the course of true love.
Unless I’m mistaken, you, being a stranger newly come to town, were
going to take your case to those man-eating sharks?”
“How do you know I’ve just come to town?”
“When you looked at your watch I noticed it was three hours slow. That
must mean the Pacific coast, or near it. Therefore you’ve just got in
from the Far West and haven’t thought to rectify your time. At a
venture I’d say you were a mining man from down around the Ray-Kelvin
copper district in Arizona. That peculiar, translucent copper silicate
in your scarf-pin comes from those mines.”
“The Blue Fire? I wish it had stayed there, all of it! Anything else?”
“Yes,” returned Average Jones, warming to the game. “You’re an Eastern
college man, I think. Anyway, your father or some older member of your
family graduated from one of the older colleges.”
“What’s the answer?”
“The gold of your Phi Beta Kappa key is a different color from your
watch-chain. It’s the old metal, antedating the California gold. Did
your father graduate some time in the latter forties or early fifties?”
“Hamilton, ’51. I’m ’89. Name, Kirby.”
A gleam of pleasure appeared in Average Jones keen eyes. “That’s rather
a coincidence,” he said. “Two of us from the Old Hill. I’m Jones of
’04. Had a cousin in your class, Carl Van Reypen.”
They plunged into the intimate community of interest which is the
peculiar heritage and asset of the small, close-knit old college.
Presently, however, Kirby’s forehead wrinkled again. He sat silent,
communing with himself. At length he lifted his head like one who has
taken a resolution.
“You made a good guess at a woman in the case,” he, said. “And you call
this a coincidence? _She’d_ say it was a case of intuition. She’s very
strong on intuition and superstition generally.” There was a mixture of
tenderness and bitterness in his tone. “Chance brought that
advertisement to her eyes. A hat-pin she’d dropped stuck through it, or
something of the sort. Enough for her. Nothing would do but that I
should chase over to see the Owl Building bunch. At that, maybe her
hunch was right. It’s brought me up against you. Perhaps you can help
me. What are you? A sort of detective?”
“Only on the side.” Average Jones drew a card from his pocket, and
tendered it:
A. JONES, AD-VISOR
Advice upon all matters connected with
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_Astor Court Temple 2 to 5 P.M._
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