'I was christened Minna, quite simply. M-I-N-N-A, Minna.'
Reverend Walton entered it in his notebook under protest. 'M-I-N-N-A,'
he said, 'Minna; R-O-W-E, Rowe, I suppose.'
'No,' Minna answered, 'not R-O-W-E: W-R-O-E, Wroe.'
Reverend Walton sucked the other end of his pencil in evident
hesitation. 'Never heard of such a name in all my life,' he said,
dubitatively. 'Must be some mistake somewhere.
All the Rowes I ever heard of were R-O-W-E's.'
Minna didn't tell him that the names Rowe and Wroe are perfectly
distinct in origin and meaning, because she wasn't aware of that
interesting fact in the history and etymology of English nomenclature:
but she did answer stoutly, with some vehemence, 'My family have always
spelt the name as I spell it.'
Reverend Walton sneered visibly. 'Probably,' he said, 'your family
didn't know any better. Nothing's more common in country parishes than
to find that people don't know even how to spell their own names. At any
rate, while you remain a member of our household, you'd better arrange
to call yourself Mary Bowe, R-O-W-E, spelt in the ordinary proper
civilised manner.'
Poor Minna's smothered indignation could restrain itself no longer.
'No,' she said firmly, with flashing eyes (in spite of her guaranteed
good temper), 'I'll call myself nothing of the sort. I'm not ashamed of
my name, and I won't change it.' (A rash promise that, on the part of
a young lady.) 'And you needn't take the trouble to apply to Miss
Woollacott, thank you, for on further consideration I've come to the
conclusion that your place won't suit me. And so good morning to you.'
Reverend Walton and wife conferred together in a loud whisper with one
another for a few minutes more, and then with a profound salutation
walked with dignity in perfect silence out of the ante-room. 'And I
think, Cyril,' Mrs. Walton observed in a stage aside as they held the
door ajar behind them, 'we're very lucky indeed to have seen the young
woman in one of her exhibitions of temper, for besides her unfortunate
antecedents, dear, I'm quite convinced, in my own mind, that she isn't a
really Christian person.'
'Won't do, that lot?' the agent said, popping his head in at the door
to where Minna stood alone and crimson; 'ah, I thought not. Too much in
this line, aren't they?'--and the agent cleverly drove in an imaginary
screw into the back of his left hand with a non-existent screw-driver in
his right. 'Well, well, one down, t'other come on. You'll see Reverend
O'Donovan, now, miss, won't you?' 'What, another clergyman?' Minna
cried a little piteously. 'Oh, no, not now, if you please, Mr.
Coppinger. I feel so flurried and frightened and agitated.'
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