Short stories; United States -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction
Mrs. John Van Meter hears Freddie say off the little speech his mother
taught him--Oh, you may be sure she'd be there as large as life, taking
charge of everything, just as if she had been one of the workers,
when, to my certain knowledge, she hadn't been to one of the committee
meetings, not a one. I declare I don't know what Mr. Craddock is
thinking of to let her boss every body around the way she does--and she
smiles and says: “It's all right. It's just lovely. Tell your mamma Mrs.
Van Meter is ever and ever so much obliged to her. Isn't he a dear boy?”
And when he is gone, she says: “What are we ever going to do with
all this cake? It seems as if everybody has sent cake. And whatever
possessed that woman to attempt a cake, I--can't imagine. Ts! ts! ts!
H-well. Oh, put it somewhere. Maybe we can work it off on the country
people. Mrs. Filkins, your coffee smells PERfectly grand! Perfectly
grand. Do you think we'll have spoons enough?”
The Tournament prizes are exhibited in the windows of the leading
furniture emporium at the corner of Main and Center, each with a card
attached bearing the name of the donor in distinctly legible characters.
Old man Hagerman has been mowing all the rag-weed and cuckle-burrs along
the line of march, and the lawns have had an unusual amount of shaving
and sprinkling. Out near the end of Center Street, the grandstand has
been going up, tiers of seats rising from each curb line. The street has
been rolled and sprinkled and scraped until it is in fine condition for
a running track. Why don't you pick up that pebble and throw it over
into the lot? Suppose some runner should slip on that stone and fall and
hurt himself, you'd be to blame.
The day before the Tournament, they hang the banner:
“WELCOME VOLUNTEER FIREMEN”
from Case's drugstore across to the Furniture Emporium. Along the line
of march you may see the man of the house up on a step-ladder against
the front porch, with his hands full of drapery and his mouth full of
tacks. His wife is backing toward the geranium bed to get a good view,
cocking her head on one side.
“How 'v vif?” he asks as well as he can for the tacks.
“Little higher. Oh, not so much. Down a little. Whope! that's .... Oh,
plague take the firemen! Just look at that! Mercy! Mercy!”
The man of the house can't turn his head.
“Oh, I wouldn't have had it happen for I don't know what! Ts! Ts! Ts!
That lovely silverleaf geranium that Mrs. Pritchard give me a slip of.
Broke right off! Oh, my! My! My! Do you s'pose it'd grow if I was to
stick it into the ground just as it is with all them buds on it?”
The man of the house lets one end of the drapery go and empties his
mouth of tacks into his disengaged hand.
“I don't know. Ow! jabbed right into my gum! But I can tell you this:
If you think I'm going to stick up on this ladder all morning while you
carry on about some fool old geranium that you can just as well fuss
with when I'm gone, why, you're mighty much mistaken.”
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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