Humorous stories; Legal stories; London (England) -- Fiction; Trials (Breach of promise) -- Fiction
"Never mind what you know, Sir. Did you or did you not get him from
there?" thundered the Serjeant.
"Of course I did."
"Of course you did. Then what's the use of all this juggling. It does
you no good with My Lord and the Jury. I tell you plainly, Mr. Pickwick,
we mean to have all out of you. Now Sir, was this man of yours an
experienced valet?"
"Certainly not."
"He had, of course, some training in his profession in other families?"
"Not that I know of."
"Not that you know of. Do you dare to persist in that, Sir?"
"Why not?"
"Don't ask _me_ questions, Sir, I'm asking _you_. Do you deny, Sir, that
the man was neither more nor less than a common Boots in the yard of a
Public House, wearing an old tattered hat and jacket--very different from
the suit in which you have rigged him up here to-day?"
Mr. Pickwick was astonished and silent. He was suffering. He had never
dreamed of this view.
"Why," he said, "I suppose--"
"We want none of your supposes, Sir, answer yes or no."
"Well he certainly was such as you describe."
A flutter ran round the court.
"And this creature of yours, you would impose on the Jury as a trained
man servant. You may go down Sir."
PLEA FOR "DODSON AND FOGG."
This famous firm of city attornies has become a bye-word in legal
history--being considered the most notorious of practitioners for sharp,
underhand, scheming practices. Boz was always vehement against the
abuses of the law, but his generous ardour sometimes led him to
exaggerated and wholesale statements that were scarcely well founded.
This is found in some degree even in the sweeping attacks in _Bleak
House_. But he was so vivid, so persuasive, in his pictures, that there
was no appeal.
The unreasoning fury of Mr. Pickwick is specially shown in the case of
Jingle, whom he pursued with an animosity that was almost frantic. One
would think it was some public enemy he was hunting down for the public
good. Poor Jingle had really done nothing so monstrous, after all. He
had "chaffed" Dr. Slammer, "run off" with the spinster aunt--nothing so
uncommon in those days--had been consigned to the Fleet for non-payment
of his debts, and there showed penitence and other signs of a good heart.
His one serious offence was passing himself off as a naval officer, and
under an assumed name. But he had _crossed_ Mr. Pickwick--had ridiculed
him--had contemptuously sent a message to "Tuppy." When he dared to play
a practical joke on his persecutor, his infamy passed beyond bounds.
Here was the key to Mr. Pickwick's nature--any lack of homage or respect
was an offence against morality. So with Dodson and Fogg. He had
settled in his mind that a condescending visit to these gentlemen, with a
little explanation and remonstrance would completely disarm them. His
fury on his advances being rejected was extraordinary.
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