The time for backing out arrived, and Barnum mollified the
Lord-in-Waiting by following carefully his instructions and example.
But General Tom Thumb’s legs were short, and he found his manager and
the Lord-in-Waiting were retreating towards the door more rapidly
than he could step backwards. The General turned and ran a few steps,
then faced again towards the Queen and respectfully bowed and walked
backwards, continuing this method of catching up whenever he found
himself behind in the race for the door. The royal party found these
antics of the little General delightful, and Barnum said that the
spectacle of Tom Thumb’s little feet running through the room and then
solemnly stepping backwards was a performance funnier than any he had
ever seen the General give. Barnum, six feet two in height, and General
Tom Thumb two feet one in height, bowing respectfully as possible under
the circumstances, was assuredly a sight to set before a Queen; the
droll contrast of the dwarf and his manager should have been enough
to make even Prince Albert giggle. The sight was not displeasing to
the Queen, but it was to her poodle-dog, who barked sharply at General
Tom Thumb and made for his legs. The General, frightened out of all
propriety, raised his little cane and attacked the poodle, causing more
merriment than ever. When they finally arrived in the ante-room, an
attendant hurried after them to ask in the name of the Queen whether
the General had been injured.
In another room refreshments were served, but Barnum could not enjoy
them; he was thinking of something else. He asked who edited the
Court Circular and was told that the gentleman happened to be in the
Palace at the time. He was sent for, and Barnum asked if it would be
possible for him to have more than a mere mention of the audience.
The editor was quite willing to give Barnum a favorable notice and
asked him to write out what he wished printed. Barnum did so, and,
much to his delight, his own words were printed the next day in all
the newspapers. The Court Circular said in part: “His personation of
the Emperor Napoleon elicited great mirth, and this was followed by a
representation of the Grecian Statues, after which the General danced a
nautical hornpipe, and sang several of his favorite songs.”
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