Polly went in search of her brother, but he had left home early that
morning with the boat, no one knew whither, and the doctor was in a
towering rage at his absence. Tom, indeed, was so full of his success
with young Conyers that he never so much as condescended to explain his
plans, and simply left a message to say, “It was likely he 'd be back
by dinner-time.” Now Dr. Dill was not in one of his blandest humors.
Amongst the company at Cobham, he had found a great physician from
Kilkenny, plainly showing him that all his social sacrifices were not to
his professional benefit, and that if colds and catarrhs were going, his
own services would never be called in. Captain Stapylton, too, to
whom Polly had presented him, told him that he “feared a young brother
officer of his, Lieutenant Conyers, had fallen into the hands of some
small village practitioner, and that he would take immediate measures
to get him back to headquarters,” and then moved off, without giving him
the time for a correction of the mistake.
He took no note of his daughter's little triumphs, the admiration that
she excited, or the flatteries that greeted her. It is true he did not
possess the same means of measuring these that she had, and in all that
dreary leisure which besets an unhonored guest, he had ample time to
mope and fret and moralize, as gloomily as might be. If, then, he
did not enjoy himself on his visit, he came away from it soured and
ill-humored.
He denounced “junketings”--by which unseemly title he designated the
late entertainment--as amusements too costly for persons of his means.
He made a rough calculation--a very rough one--of all that the
“precious tomfoolery” had cost: the turnpike which he had paid, and
the perquisites to servants--which he had not; the expense of Polly's
finery,--a hazarded guess she would have been charmed to have had
confirmed; and, ending the whole with a startling total, declared that a
reign of rigid domestic economy must commence from that hour. The edict
was something like what one reads from the French Government, when
about to protest against some license of the press, and which opens by
proclaiming that “the latitude hitherto conceded to public discussion
has not been attended with those gratifying results so eagerly
anticipated by the Imperial administration.” Poor Mrs. Dill--like a mere
journalist--never knew she had been enjoying blessings till she was
told she had forfeited them forever, and she heard with a confused
astonishment that the household charges would be still further reduced,
and yet food and fuel and light be not excluded from the supplies.
He denounced Polly's equestrianism as a most ruinous and extravagant
pursuit. Poor Polly, whose field achievements had always been on a
borrowed mount! Tom was a scapegrace, whose debts would have beggared
half-a-dozen families,--wretched dog, to whom a guinea was a gold-mine;
and Mrs. Dill, unhappy Mrs. Dill, who neither hunted, nor smoked,
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