TRO. Whither go you? where's your warrant?
EDG. Warrant! for what, sir?
TRO. For what you go about, you know how fit it is; an you have no
warrant, bless you, I'll pray for you, that's all I can do.
[_Exit._
EDG. What means he?
NIGHT. A madman that haunts the Fair; do you not know him? It's marvel
he has not more followers after his ragged heels.
EDG. Beshrew him, he startled me: I thought he had known of our plot.
Guilt's a terrible thing. Have you prepared the costard-monger?
NIGHT. Yes, and agreed for his basket of pears; he is at the corner
here, ready. And your prize, he comes down sailing that way all alone,
without his protector; he is rid of him, it seems.
EDG. Ay, I know; I should have followed his protectorship, for a feat
I am to do upon him: but this offered itself so in the way, I could
not let scape: here he comes, whistle; be this sport call'd Dorring
the Dotterel.
_Re-enter COKES._
NIGHT. Wh, wh, wh, wh, etc.
[_Whistles._
COKES. By this light, I cannot find my gingerbread wife, nor my
hobby-horse man, in all the Fair now, to have my money again: and I do
not know the way out on't, to go home for more. Do you hear, friend,
you that whistle? what tune is that you whistle?
NIGHT. A new tune I am practising, sir.
COKES. Dost thou know where I dwell, I pray thee? nay, on with thy
tune; I have no such haste for an answer: I'll practise with thee.
_Enter COSTARD-MONGER, with a basket of Pears._
COS. Buy any pears, very fine pears, pears fine!
[_Nightingale sets his foot afore him, and he falls with his basket._
COKES. Ods so! a muss, a muss, a muss, a muss!
[_Falls a scrambling for the pears._
COS. Good gentlemen, my ware, my ware; I am a poor man. Good sir, my
ware.
NIGHT. Let me hold your sword, sir, it troubles you.
COKES. Do, and my cloke an thou wilt, and my hat too.
EDG. A delicate great boy! methinks he out-scrambles them all. I
cannot persuade myself, but he goes to grammar-school yet, and plays
the truant to-day.
NIGHT. Would he had another purse to cut, Zekiel.
EDG. Purse! a man might cut out his kidneys, I think, and he never
feel 'em, he is so earnest at the sport.
NIGHT. His soul is half way out on's body at the game.
EDG. Away, Nightingale; that way.
[_Nightingale runs off with his sword, cloke, and hat._
COKES. I think I am furnish'd for cather'ne pears, for one under-meal:
Give me my cloke.
COS. Good gentleman, give me my ware.
COKES. Where's the fellow I gave my cloke to? my cloke and my hat; ha!
ods 'lid, is he gone? thieves, thieves! help me to cry, gentlemen.
[_Exit hastily._
EDG. Away, costard-monger, come to us to Ursula's.
[_Exit Costard-Monger._]
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