Beaumarchais and the War of American Independence, Vol. 2Kite, Elizabeth Sarah
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Beaumarchais and the War of American Independence, Vol. 2
Kite, Elizabeth Sarah
Beaumarchais, Pierre Augustin Caron de, 1732-1799; United States -- History -- Revolution, 1775-1783 -- Participation, French
“But that there may be no error in relation to it, I have the
honor to announce to you that the person who lost it wore a pink
plume that day in her hair; I think she had diamond pendants in
her ears, but I am not so sure of that as of the rest. She is
tall and well formed, her hair is a silvery blonde; her
complexion dazzlingly white; her neck is fine and gracefully set;
her form slender, and the prettiest little foot in the world. I
have even remarked that she is very young. She is lively and
distracted; her step is light and she has a decided taste for the
dance.
“If you ask me, M. the Editor, why, having noted her so well, I
did not at once return her mantle, I shall have the honor to
repeat what I said to you before, that I have never seen this
person; that I do not know either her features, or her eyes, or
her costume, or her carriage, and do not know who she is, or what
she is like.
“But if you insist upon knowing how I am able to so well define
her, never having seen her, I in turn will be astonished that so
exact an observer as you do not know that the simple examination
of a lady’s mantle is sufficient to give of her all the notions
by which she could be recognized.
“Now suppose, Monsieur, that on examining this mantle, I found in
the hood some stray hair of a beautiful blonde attached to the
stuff, also some bits of down escaped from the feathers, you will
admit that a great effort of genius would not be needed to
conclude that the hair and the plume of that blonde must in every
way resemble the samples which have detached themselves. You feel
that perfectly. And since similar hair never grew from skin of
uncertain whiteness, analogy will have taught you as it has
taught me, that this beautiful silvery hair must have a dazzling
complexion, something which no observer can dispute with us
without dishonoring his judgment.
“It is thus that a slightly worn spot in the taffeta on the two
lateral parts of the interior of the hood which could not have
come from anything but a repeated rubbing of two small hard
bodies in movement, showed me that, not that she wore the
pendants on that particular day, but that she does so ordinarily;
and that it is hardly probable between you and me, that she would
have neglected this adornment on a day of conquest or of grand
assembly, both which are one. If I reason badly do not spare me,
I beg you. Rigor is not injustice.
“The rest goes without saying. It can easily be seen that it was
sufficient for me to examine the ribbon which was attached to the
mantle at the neck, and to knot it at the place rumpled by the
ordinary usage to see that the space enclosed being small, the
neck daily enclosed in that space must also be very fine and
graceful. No difficulty there.
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