Blackwood's Edinburgh Magazine, Vol. 67, No. 415, May, 1850Various
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Blackwood's Edinburgh Magazine, Vol. 67, No. 415, May, 1850
Various
England -- Periodicals; Scotland -- Periodicals
“Well, then, the sooner I go the better. I will take with me the Spanish
Capataz. As soon as we have gone in, be so kind as to keep an eye on the
entrance. If Señor Roque puts his head out, send me three or four
dismounted dragoons. We must see if we can’t teach those fellows good
manners.”
I took with me Señor Roque, and explained to him, by the way, what I
wished him to do. If, after we entered the bureau of the Mairie, I gave
him a look, he was to go down to the door, and bring up the dragoons.
We entered; and, as at a previous interview the night before, found
three gentlemen busily employed in writing, each at his desk. The
interval had wrought no improvement in their manners. When I saluted
them, neither of the three took the least notice—all went on writing. I
addressed the head man of the party.
“I have the honour of waiting on you, Monsieur, for the purpose of
soliciting your co-operation.”—Still he writes. Wait awhile. Try again.
“I must soon be leaving this place, Monsieur, and have duties which will
occupy me in the interval. May I claim a moment’s attention?”—Scribble,
scribble, scribble.
One or two similar attempts were similarly met. I then gave friend Roque
the concerted look; and he, nothing loath, went off to fetch the
dragoons. Meanwhile, no seat having been offered me, I took one, and
remained quiet. The three official gentlemen, though so dreadfully busy,
just before, that they could not notice my application, now began
jabbering amongst themselves upon some indifferent topic, as if no one
else had been in the room. When a Frenchman really wishes to treat you
with insolence, I must say he has a neat, quiet way of doing it, which
no other people on earth can equal. An Englishman, I admit, can beat him
in vulgarity; but for _elegance_ of execution, there is no intentional
rudeness like the rudeness of a Frenchman.
Presently was heard on the stairs a stumping—ha!—a hoof-like tread!—the
tramp of heavy feet! With it ascended the clatter of accoutrements! Four
scabbards were mounting the stairs, each scabbard marking each step by a
bang! The three officials started—exchanged looks—wrote on in silence
with redoubled energy, while their faces twitched.
The door opened! Four big fellows entered the bureau, with clattering
accoutrements and resounding steps. Señor Roque, his face burnished with
exultation—for he hated the French—followed, and closed the door. The
bold dragoons ranged themselves in line, with their backs to the wall.
Nay, more: their four right hands, probably by a hint from the Capataz,
moved simultaneously towards their left sides; four enormous swords
leaped from their scabbards, flashed in the air, and slumbered on the
bearers’ shoulders. The writing was now intense.
The display of arms in such a place, though, might compromise us with
our own authorities. I made a sign, and the swords were sheathed.
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