Blackwood's Edinburgh Magazine, Volume 71, No. 436, February 1852Various
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Blackwood's Edinburgh Magazine, Volume 71, No. 436, February 1852
Various
England -- Periodicals; Scotland -- Periodicals
The viands were exquisite; the wine came from the cellars of
deceased archbishops and ambassadors. The company was select; the
party did not exceed eight. Four were the eldest sons of peers (from
a baron to a duke;) one was a professed wit, never to be got without
a month's notice, and, where a _parvenu_ was host, a certainty of
green pease and peaches--out of season; the sixth, to Randal's
astonishment, was Mr Richard Avenel; himself and the Baron made up
the complement.
The eldest sons recognised each other with a meaning smile; the most
juvenile of them, indeed, (it was his first year in London,) had the
grace to blush and look sheepish. The others were more hardened;
but they all united in regarding with surprise both Randal and
Dick Avenel. The former was known to most of them personally; and
to all, by repute, as a grave, clever, promising young man, rather
prudent than lavish, and never suspected to have got into a scrape.
What the deuce did he do there? Mr Avenel puzzled them yet more.
A middle-aged man, said to be in business, whom they had observed
"about town" (for he had a noticeable face and figure)--that is,
seen riding in the park, or lounging in the pit at the opera, but
never set eyes on at a recognised club, or in the coteries of their
'set';--a man whose wife gave horrid third-rate parties, that took
up half-a-column in the _Morning Post_ with a list of "The Company
Present,"--in which a sprinkling of dowagers out of fashion, and a
foreign title or two, made the darkness of the obscurer names doubly
dark. Why this man should be asked to meet _them_, by Baron Levy,
too--a decided tuft-hunter and would-be exclusive--called all their
faculties into exercise. The wit, who, being the son of a small
tradesman, but in the very best society, gave himself far greater
airs than the young lords, impertinently solved the mystery. "Depend
on it," whispered he to Spendquick--"depend on it the man is the
X.Y. of the _Times_ who offers to lend any sums of money from £10 to
half-a-million. He's the man who has all your bills; Levy is only
his jackall."
"'Pon my soul," said Spendquick, rather alarmed, "if that's the
case, one may as well be civil to him."
"_You_, certainly," said the wit. "But I never yet found an X.Y.
who would advance me the L. s.; and, therefore, I shall not be more
respectful to X.Y. than to any other unknown quantity."
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