Blade-O'-Grass. Golden Grain. and Bread and Cheese and Kisses.Farjeon, B. L. (Benjamin Leopold)
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Blade-O'-Grass. Golden Grain. and Bread and Cheese and Kisses.
Farjeon, B. L. (Benjamin Leopold)
Christmas stories; Fiction
'No mother; I can't say about father. I remember _him_ before the
young uns was born. He lived in this alley, and used to come into the
shop and leave his wife's things, and talk about the rights of man.
The rights of man! I tell you what he thought of them: a little while
before his wife was brought to bed, he cut away and left her. She was
brought to bed with twins--girls--and after that, she died.'
'Then Blade-o'-Grass has a sister?'
'Who said she 'as? I didn't. No, she ain't got a sister. I don't know
what came o' the other; but that don't matter to Blade-o'-Grass. Here
_she_ is, poor little devil, and that's enough for her, and more than
enough, I'll take my davy on. Time's up.'
This was an intimation that it was time for Mr. Merrywhistle
to take his departure. Wishing to stand well in the eyes of Jimmy
Virtue--notwithstanding the dreadful effect the glass eye had upon
him--he rose, and said that he hoped they would meet again; to which
Jimmy Virtue said, that _he_ had no objection.
'What do you say, now,' suggested Mr. Merrywhistle, 'to you and your
friend that you would like to talk to me coming to take a cup of tea
or a bit of dinner with me?'
'Which?' asked Jimmy Virtue. 'Tea I don't care for.'
'Dinner, then.'
'A good dinner?'
'Yes.'
'Wine?'
'Yes.'
Something very like a twinkle shone in the old man's fierce eye. He
rubbed his hand over his chin, and said,
'It's worth considerin' on.--When?'
'Next Saturday; any time in the afternoon you like to name.'
'That ud suit my friend,' said Jimmy Virtue, evidently impressed by
the prospect of a good dinner; 'he leaves off work a Saturdays at two
o'clock----'
'Then we'll consider it settled,' said Mr. Merrywhistle eagerly.
'----But I don't know that it ud suit _me_,' continued Jimmy, the
twinkle vanishing, and a calculating look taking its place. 'There's
the shop. I'd 'ave to shut it up--and then what would the customers
do? To be sure, I could put up a notice sayin' that it ud be open at
nine o'clock. I keep open till twelve Saturday night.'
'Very well; manage it that way.'
'I think you told me that you was Nothink Particular when I asked you
what you was, and bein' Nothink Particular, time's no account to you.
Now it _is_ some account to me--it's money.' Here he turned his blind
eye to Mr. Merrywhistle. 'If you want me to shut up my shop for six
hours, say, you must make it up to me. If you want Jimmy Wirtue's
company, you must pay for Jimmy Wirtue's time.'
'That's fair enough,' said Mr. Merrywhistle readily, scarcely hearing
the suppressed chuckle to which Jimmy Virtue gave vent at the answer.
'What do you value your time at?
'Sixpence an hour--three shillings for the six hours. Then there's the
disappointment to the customers, and the injury to the business; but
I'll throw them in.'
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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