Horse racing -- Fiction; Thoroughbred horse -- Fiction
"I've seed it many a time in little dirty-faced swipes," Blister
stated. "I've seed exercise-boys so full of class they put the silks
on 'em before they can bridle a hoss, 'n' they bawl like you've took
away their apple when they lose their first race. You've heard of
Hamilton?"
"I have been told he is the best sire in America," I replied, wondering
where this question led.
"I won't say that," said Blister. "There's a lot of good hosses at
stud in this land-of-the-free-when-you-pay-fur-it, but he's up there
with the best of 'em. Did you know I owns him once myself?"
"Not the great Hamilton?" I protested.
"Yep, the great all-the-time, anyhow-'n'-any-place Hamilton," Blister
assured me. "'N' speakin' of class in kids 'n' colts, lemme tell you
about it." He reached for his "makin's" and I waited while he rolled a
cigarette, this process being a necessary prelude to a journey into his
past.
"The year Seattle Sam goes down 'n' out," the words came in a cloud of
cigarette smoke, "I'm at Saratoga. This Seattle is one of the big
plungers, his nod's good with the bookies fur anything he wants to lay,
'n' he sure bets 'em to the sky. He owns a grand string of hosses, 'n'
when one of 'em's out to win, believe me, he carries the coin!"
"All the same they get him at last 'n' there ain't nothin' else talked
about fur a couple of days when the word goes 'round that he's cleaned.
The bunch acts like somebody's dead. They whisper when they tell it.
It's got 'em dazed.
"In them days there's a little squirt called Micky that hangs around
the track. He ain't got a regular job; he just picks up odd mounts on
a work-out now 'n' then. He don't weigh eighty pounds, but he's
fresher'n a bucket of paint. His right name's Vincent Mulligan, 'n'
his mother's a widow woman. I learns that 'cause the old lady sends a
truant officer out to the track after him one day, 'n' the cop puts me
wise after Micky has clumb through a stall window, 'n' give him the
slip.
"'Why, you big truck hoss,' says Micky to the bull as he skidoos
through the window, 'you couldn't catch a cold at the north pole in yer
dirty undershirt!'
"'Why don't you go to school like you'd ought, Vincent?' I says to
Micky, when he shows up the next day.
"'Aw, you go to hell!' says Micky. 'Say, are you ever goin' to let me
work one of yer dogs out in place of that smoke?' he says, pointin' at
Snowball, my exercise-boy.
"'Who you callin' a smoke?' says Snowball, startin' fur Micky. 'I'll
slap the ugly I'ish mouth off you!'
"Micky picks up a pitchfork.
"'Go awn, you black boob!' he says. 'If I reaches fer yer gizzard with
this tickler, I gets it!'
"Snowball backs up. I grabs the fork from the little shrimp.
"'Now, you beat it!' I says to him.
"'Aw, you go to hell!' says Micky. He lays down on a bail of straw 'n'
pulls his hat over his face. 'If any guy bothers me while I'm gettin'
my rest,' he says, 'call a hearse. Don't wake me up till some guy
wants a hoss worked out.'
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